NEEPS TURNED INTO PUMPKINS...
I’M SCOTTISH. I’VE SAID THAT BEFORE BUT IT MEANS I GREW UP IN A PARTICULAR CULTURE.
NOW, SAMNHAIN IS CHANGING. WHEN I WAS YOUNG, WE DIDN’T GO “TRICK OR TREATING” ...TO PLAY TRICKS ON PEOPLE JUST WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN TOLERATED BY ADULTS.
WE WENT “GUISING”. THIS MEANT DRESSING UP (”DISGUISING” OURSELVES) BUT NOT IN SHOP BOUGHT COSTUMES..YOUR MAM MADE WHAT YOU’D WEAR, OR YOUR GRANNY, OR YOU’D PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER YOURSELF. AND THERE WERE NO PUMPKINS IN SCOTLAND! AT ALL! (WEATHER. FREEZING. HOWLING GALES. FROST, ALL THAT KINDA THING) SO OUR LANTERNS WERE MADE OUT OF NEEPS. TURNIPS. ACTUALLY, IN TRUTH, SWEDES. THE VEGETABLE. NOT THE PEOPLE. MAKING LANTERNS OUT OF PEOPLE IS A NO-NO.
ANYONE ELSE HERE OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER HOW BLOODY DIFFICULT IT IS TO CARVE A LANTERN FROM A SWEDE/NEEP? (NEEP IS THE SCOTS WORD FOR TURNIP OR SWEDE BTW)
YOU HAD TO ATTACK THE INSIDE WITH A SUPER SHARP, SUPER STRONG KNIFE, THEN USE A TOUGH SPOON TO SMOOTH IT OUT. THEN EITHER YOU OR YOUR PARENTS USED A STANLEY KNIFE TO CARVE OUT THE EYES, NOSE AND MOUTH. USUALLY ALL TRIANGULAR BECAUSE OF THE TOUGHNESS OF THE NEEP.
AND YOU PUT THE STUB OF A CANDLE IN IT AND LIT IT. SO WHEN YOU WENT GUISING, YOU WERE FOLLOWED EVERYWHERE BY THE SMELL OF GENTLY COOKING NEEP.
IN THOSE DAYS, IT WAS SAFER TO GO ROUND DOORS, PARTICULARLY IN RURAL SCOTLAND. WE’D WALK LITERALLY MILES, WHERE I WAS RAISED, GOING FROM CROFTHOUSE TO CROFTHOUSE.
NO “TRICKS”. YOU KNOCKED POLITELY ON THE DOOR, WERE INVITED IN AND HAD TO PERFORM FOR TREATS. SO THAT MEANT YOU’D RECITE A WEE POEM, SING A SONG OR DO A WEE DANCE. IN RETURN YOU’D GET A POCKETFUL OF SWEETS, USUALLY BOILED SUGAR SWEETS (CHOCOLATE MEANT YOU’D HIT THE JACKPOT AND WERE IN A RICH PERSON’S CROFTHOUSE!) AND SOMETIMES, A SMALL BOTTLE OF FIZZY JUICE.
MY USUAL “GUISE” WAS TO BORROW MY DAD’S MINING CLOTHING AND BLACKEN MY FACE WITH SOOT, PRETENDING TO BE A COAL MINER (HE WORKED PART TIME IN BRORA COAL MINE, SCOTLAND’S SMALLEST COALMINE IN THE NORTH EAST HIGHLANDS. CLOSED NOW, SADLY) WHICH NO CHILD WOULD GET AWAY WITH NOWADAYS BECAUSE THEY’D AUTOMATICALLY BE CALLED “RACIST” EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE, IN FACT, PRETENDING TO BE A COAL MINER. WHO GOT DIRTY WITH COAL DUST.
BUT WE HAD FUN. WE KNEW THE PEOPLE WHOSE HOMES WE VISITED AND THEY KNEW US (AND OUR PARENTS SO WE WERE ALWAYS ON OUR BEST BEHAVIOUR!
NOBODY DECORATED THEIR HOMES WITH WHAT PEOPLE DO TODAY. NO PUMPKINS, ORANGE LIGHTS, BATS, ETC. NOTHING. JUST THOSE FEW DAYS AROUND SAMNHAIN, GUISING AND COLLECTING ENOUGH SWEETS TO MAKE US SICK BECAUSE WE’D EAT THEM ALL AT ONCE.
NOW, FROM SEPTEMBER, THE SHOPS ARE FULL OF “HALLOWEEN” DECORATIONS, OUTFITS AND EVEN SPECIAL EFFECTS MAKEUP FOR THE WANNABE ZOMBIES/GHOULS AMONG US.
AND PEOPLE’S HOMES SCREAM “HALLOWEEN” (NO JOKE INTENDED THERE, SORRY) WITH PUMPKINS GALORE INDOORS AND OUT, STRUNG LIGHTS, FLYING STRINGS OF BATS, GHOSTS, SKELETONS, YOU NAME IT.
DON’T GET ME WRONG. I LIKE IT. MORE SO BECAUSE THE ACTUAL DATE OF SAMNHAIN IS MY DAUGHTER’S BIRTHDAY SO IT’S A DOUBLE WHAMMY CELEBRATION FOR US. :D
BUT...I KINDA MISS CARVING THE NEEPS, TRYING TO GET CREATIVE WITH GUISING, AND THE ADVENTURE OF GOING ROUND PEOPLE’S HOMES AND KNOWING YOU WERE SAFE AND IF YOU SANG PRETTILY ENOUGH OR KNEW ALL THE VERSES TO TAM O SHANTER, YOU’D GET SWEETIES AND JUICE. SOMETIMES, IF THE CROFTER HAD BEEN AT A DRAM OR TWO, EVEN A SIXPENCE TO SPEND AT THE SHOP THE NEXT DAY.
LAST TIME I WAS IN A SHOP, A FEW WEEKS BACK, RIGHT BESIDE THE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS WERE THE CHRISTMAS ONES. IT JARRED.
MORE SO BECAUSE I DON’T CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, BEING HEATHEN I CELEBRATE JUL (AND IT’S A WHOLE MOON TO MOON, MONTH LONG THING WITH THE SPECIAL DAY BEING THE SOLSTICE)
AND I LOOKED AT BOTH SETS OF DECORATIONS AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY ONLY REAL DIFFERENCE TWEEN THE HALLOWEEN AND XMAS ONES WAS THE COLOUR...ORANGE AND BLACK DOMINATED HALLOWEEN. XMAS WAS RED AND GREEN, LARGELY. BUT IT WAS ALL THE SAME..PLASTIC AND GLITTER AND LED LIGHTS.
WE PUT UP A SYNTHETIC JUL TREE. THIS IS SOMETHING WE HAVE AND WILL HAVE ALL OUR LIVES. IT’S REALISTIC ENOUGH LOOKING TO PLEASE ME BUT I’M NOT BEING PULLED INTO THE COMMERCIAL CONIFER GROWING “FACTORY”...
BUT THERE’LL BE WREATHS MADE OF HOLLY, IVY AND PINE. BOWLS OF PINE CONES SCENTED WITH ESSENTIAL OILS. KISSING GLOBES MADE OF PLANT, MOSS AND MISTLETOE AND OTHER BERRIES. FOOD WILL BE PLENTIFUL BUT SIMPLE AND HEARTWARMING. DRINKS LIKEWISE. THE FIRE WILL STAY LIT AND DURING HOGMANAY (SCOTS NEW YEAR) IT ISN’T ALLOWED TO GO OUT AS THAT BRINGS BAD LUCK FOR THE COMING YEAR.
AND THERE ARE CANDLES, LIT EVERY EVENING, SMALL ACTS OF DEFIANCE AGAINST THE DARK AND COLD OF WINTER.
JUL MAY BE CLOSE, BUT SAMNHAIN STILL HAS TO HAPPEN. SHOPS TAKE NOTE.....HAVING YOUR DECORATIONS SIDE BY SIDE DIDN’T ENTICE ME TO BUY. QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
THIS YEAR, JUST FOR NOSTALGIA’S SAKE, I MAY JUST CARVE A NEEP LANTERN. THOUGH MY GUISING DAYS ARE LONG GONE AND SADLY, DUE TO THE LEVEL 3 AND 4 RESTRICTIONS IN IRELAND (DEPENDS WHICH COUNTY YOU’RE IN) BAIRNS ARE ADVISED NOT TO GO “TRICK OR TREATING”, WHICH IS A SHAME. THEY CAN STILL GO TO SCHOOL, MIND YOU.....
(YUP. MAKES NAE SENSE TO ME EITHER....)
PUMPKINS AREN’T NATIVE TO IRELAND OR SCOTLAND. I LIKE THEM. THEY’RE ORANGE. CHEERY. YOU CAN GET REALLY CREATIVE WITH THE CARVING.
BUT THEY AREN’T REALLY “OURS”. AN IMPORT FROM AMERICA, ALONG WITH THE INCREASE IN COMMERCIALISATION OF BOTH HALLOWEEN AND JUL.
MAYBE WE SHOULD REMEMBER A WORD THAT WAS TRENDING A WEE WHILE BACK.