#same noise

I could be sitting right next to my sleeping 5 year old up stairs. And hear a cat cry outside and I go into a cold blooded panic thinking my newborn woke up in the other room.

When your xbox makes the bloop noise and you get all excited cuz you think someone wants to play with you but it’s just letting you know your batteries are almost dead.

my hobbies include aggressively pushing pets all the way away from me when they are licking themselves way too fucking loud