#same birthday

Says it’s twisted “fate” you two met.

Will always make it a competition between you two, you KNOW the guy.

He’ll make you plan his birthday while you plan his, both of you set up at the same time but are NOT allowed to look at the other one’s side (if you do, the one who’s not the offender does BOTH sides), Ro does your side, you do his, whoever wins gets to cut the cake.

He always lets you cut the cake if you make fun of him enough.

He isn’t really much of a gift guy when it comes to you, as long as you two are all over each other for the rest of the night he’s satisfied.

But he’s always ON POINT with your gifts, every year, the one thing you needed or never been noticed you needed is there, no matter what it is.

He’s a very simple guy, killing, birthday setting up, cake and gifts, then watching horror movies together and making out basically.

Also if you’re older than him by like, an hour even or something he’ll say it’s problematic you were on earth for twice as long as him and that you were already well here and out the womb while he wasn’t even born yet in small arguments.

Yes even if he’s older than you.

Cake flavor is picked out nine years before the birthday you’re fine.

Again if he’s older than you by even a year he’ll make those “fuck can you see my bald spots already” jokes.

And then haha no I’m a vampire blah blah blah I don’t age jokes ALLLL to piss you off (foreshadowing a headcanon post I’m planning on making soon…heh)

Will find the most DEMONIC happy birthday songs ever and play them cause “it’s his birthday too”.

Genuinely Angel wants to kill herself that day.

SO MUCH FIGHTING.

And it all ends with a birthday make out session.

Satanic scorpion zodiac symbolism on the cake and balloons.

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