#samcr0w

literally everyone

4. What’s your current NOTP? yall know what i’m gonna say so tw for those who want to skip this paragraph to avoid being triggered by the mention but BETH/DARYL BETH/DARYL BETH/DARYL LMAO LMAO I KNOW YOU’RE ALL SO SURPRISED BUT SERIOUSLY IT’S SO FUCKED THE FUCK UP IT’S SO FUCKED UP I firmly 900% could not reconcile that ship with my morals and I find it really triggering to me and even just seeing graphics of it makes me have pretty serious anxiety and physical reactions so YEAH NO FUCK THAT LMAO FUCK IT TO HELL AND BACK I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL THAT ENTIRE FANDOM DIES OFF ENTIRELY

10. Do you ship any characters that have never met? one of my IRL OTPs is the kabuki actor Ichikawa Ebizo XI and Kaoru from Dir en grey, who as far as I am aware have never in their lives met and I have no reason to think that they’ve met or would even like each other wtf and yet AND YET Kaoru would appreciate I think that Ebizo has bucked the system in so many ways while living in this oppressive world of a traditional craft in a traditional society, and he has tried to challenge it and gone against the grain in these ways that seem like small things to Westerners and probably to Kaoru too but he knows to Ebizo would be huge- and Ebizo, in turn, would be drawn to and envious of Kaoru’s vehement freedom and innate rebelliousness, that he can go full-out in ways Ebizo never can; that he can scream and crash and chaos onstage and be himself in a way that Ebizo never can oH NO I SHIP IT SO MUCH AND IT WHAT EVEN my best friend and I were rp’ing them as a one-night stand and it turned into a multiple-year serious relationship HOW

12. Have you ever been disappointed when your ship finally got together? I was into Booth/Bones before Bones jumped the shark HARD and holy shit that is like the worst hookup for your main star couple EVER what the FUCK HAPPENED it was like literally “hi we’ve been teasing this couple for seasons” “we’re going to have them sleep together without telling anyone about it after killing a friend of theirs” what the fuck but that show was already starting to suck hard at that point so :|||||

15. Have you ever “shipped at first sight”? udhgghsdmfmUMGMMMMMMGMMMMMMMMMM probably I have lots of things that push all my buttons aesthetically before I ever see interaction but I can’t think of one off the top of my head rn tho

18. Talk about a moment which made you question an entire ship. I know I’ve mentioned this before but I felt pretty solid and good about Nina/Rachel on Alphas and I was really rooting for them ugh. (Spoilers for Alphas S2 and tw for discussions of sexual assault) Then Nina sexually assaulted Rachel. They did a pretty good job of showing that Nina’s assault on Rachel came partially out of Nina’s backsliding into her own problems with being addicted to her powers, and showing that it was an assault (though I do think they did objectify it and gratuitously show their kiss as sexual for lesbian fetishism), and showed well that Rachel was seriously traumatized by it and upset and felt immensely violated… but while Rachel in the show did eventually forgive Nina for what she did, I can’t ever see them ever being together the way I could before that happened. Any Nina/Rachel I read or write or imagine has to happen before that assault or take it into account.

20. Talk about a ship you feel alone in shipping. What the fuck where the fuck are the Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood shippers where the fuck are you losers I’ve found like five of you since Order of the Phoenix came out what the fuck

21. Is there a ship you just don’t get, but have nothing against? Monroe/Rosalee. I mean??? Maybe that’s in part because of the gratuitousness of the way they arranged it at the expense of Rosalee’s writing, but I just sort of feel like I don’t see the appeal. They’re too alike for me to see the interest in putting them together, but they’ve had plenty of cute scenes and moments and stuff- especially after they got them hooked up so they stopped forcing it- but it just doesn’t work for me, it comes across like “Monroe and Girl-Monroe” a lot of the time and I really think their best scenes are when Rosalee is being an independent character making different decisions than Monroe would have and they make an interesting balance. I like the idea of Rosalee/Juliette or Monroe/Nick more. IM ALSO QUEER AS FUCK, SO

29. Do you need to ship something to really enjoy a movie/book/tv show/comic? Naaahhh~~! I think it helps with maintaining your investment in some things, because you get really invested in one aspect of these characters’ lives and relationships, but there are plenty of things I like where the relationships aren’t a defining factor of the series.

30. Name a couple of fandoms in which you have no ships.

Pacific Rim!!! (It’s excellent for OTP AUs and I’ve read some porn and written a little bit of Tendo/Newt, but I’m not married to anything)

Halt and Catch Fire (honestly these people are more interesting to me in terms of how they individually react to each other than how they interact; also I don’t really like Cameron and Joe’s relationship in some ways)

Sons of Anarchy (I mean Juice=obviously in love with Chibs 900% but Chibs being terrible I don’t ship that as mutual so I really don’t care who hugs Juice as long as someone hugs Juice you know what I mean)

Avatar: The Last Airbender (I totally have ships in Legend of Korra, but ATLA is just a bunch of kids saving the world, I just want everyone to have group hugs, man)

I’m sure there are more things but I can’t think of anything right now~

38. Do you like and use ship names? NO THEY’RE TERRIBLE AND STUPID. i tr(ied) to avoid using them unless they were super cute (like rosalette- awwww rosalette- or dixonne awww) but then rickyl happened and I couldn’t think of an OTP tag as fast as that ship happened to my heart. and now I have 964 posts in my blog tagged ‘rickyl’ and it’s terrible and i should be shot. but literally i hate ship name portmanteaus I think they sound stupid as all get out. I prefer to use the “Rick/Daryl” naming system and OTP tags.

tbh my takeaway from this ep was that somebody needs to put a goddamn bell around abel’s neck bc apparently he is creepin around like a cat, and also that suddenly i’m fond of brooke and rat. who knew?

i think this is mostly for posts that vibrate/purposefully give the impression that they're going outside of the confines of their post (aka use 'bluespace' and make people think their blog/dash is fucked up)

the soa app updated to include her coroner report and it said she had hep b and various venereal diseases

do u mean u DONT want to see barfysnarf cramboblomps stupid fucking foot face all over your dash????? what kind of tumblr user are you

Honestly I don't have a problem with him beyond his chronic Foot In Mouth disease because he IS a good actor, I'm just sick and tired of seeing people bitch

i mean.............. basically.............................................. yeah this is///////