You know you could buy clippers for probably around the cost of two barbershop haircuts :D

you make a good point. I ahve ordered clippers.

*laughs at you FOREVER*

She knows this guy whose Mum works in a mental hospital.

And she mostly treats violent people.

But there was this one guy.

Who was convinced he was a loaf of bread.

To which I could only respond, "Oh, crumbs!"

...and then I asked if he was a crusty old man.

And her husband asked if the woman had helped him change and I asked if she had made him a sandwich.

So in short, I am a bad person.

Kieran: bwahahaha

i mean

that's terrible eimear :|

:P

Eimear: I have reached a new loaf. :|

It really takes the biscuit.

Kieran: i'm gonna have to stop you there

for legal reasons

we're at our pun limit

Me: ...that was the most bizarre phone call.

Me: i can't even retell it because i don't know what it was about

Mage: night vale leaking into real life?

Me: if Welcome to Night Vale is bleeding over into my real life, i'm blaming you and sam and series DAMMIT GET OUT OF MY BRAIN :P