Alastor is from the 1920's south. He HAS to know how to make moonshine. I bet he still does. He probably makes the moon shine that turns you fucking blind.
(before another person reblogs this to attempt to "correct" me. I am not only Southern myself (the fact I know about moonshining should have made you hear banjos while reading this) but also the joke of this post is that he would be bad at making moonshine.)











