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That boring ass “sorry Peter, I’m dating the girl we both love.” Boooo!

Instead: “sorry Peter, I’ve already chosen a lover, it’s Spider-Man.” And Peter just never gets around to telling Harry that actually he’s Spider-Man. Much better!

Then, later in the first movie, Harry believes Spider-Man killed his father, and swears revenge on him and dumps him. Then rebounds on Peter Parker. Now Peter CAN NOT tell Harry of his superhero identity. And he very much loves his hubby, so he’s locked in to a relationship where he essentially cannot tell the truth, and it pains the both of them.

Movie 2 and their relationship is first displayed as happy, with a double date with Harry and Peter, and Dr. Octavious and his husband. But quickly reveals undertones of a strained and dishonest relationship. Not only that, but later in the movie Doc Oc grants Harry’s request to get Spider-Man. Neither truly knowing what’s going on until the end. Harry learns that his ex and his current hubby are actually one person, and has to let them both go to stop Doc Oc, but he swears revenge on his hubby.

Movie 3 and he gets concussed in a battle against Peter-Man Spider-Parker, gets amnesia—that’s right, this an amnesia doomed yaoi plotline—and goes back to not remembering believing Spider-Man killed his dad. But here’s the kicker, instead of wanting to be in a relationship with Spider-Man like he did before he thought Spider-Man killed his dad, he basically suggests he wants to cheat on Spider-Man with Peter Parker. And Ozzy is basically cheating on a man with himself.

Ashley ‘Ash’ Williams (Evil Dead) Moodboard by @namesaretomainstream

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I drew the part where he was in the hospital from Spider-man 2. I immediately thought of that scene when thinking of his orgin story. I love that scene so I'm very happy I made a drawing of it! Hope u guys like it! <3