Sam froze as he rounded the corner. "What is that?" he asked you.
"Hmm? What?" you asked casually.
He gave you a knowing look and sighed. "You stole it?"
"It's literally poking out behind you on the left. I can see it."
You glanced down and swore under your breath. The handle was clearly visible. You gave up your rather poor attempt at concealment and brought it around in front of you.
Sam was shaking his head. "I have no words for you," he said, but he was smiling just a little.
"Well! You expect me to just walk past a beautiful sword like that?! I deserve a glorious weapon!" you argued, looking down at the emeralds set in the ornate gold hilt.
Sam laughed and crossed his arms. "For what exactly? I mean, in what scenario are you going to be wielding a sword?"
You paused thoughtfully. "Vampire nest." You made a dramatic slashing motion in the air.
"So... in your mind... you're going to roll into a nest with a sword and start decapitating vampires?"
"Precisely," you agreed with a satisfied nod.
"Pfft... I've NEVER said that subtlety was my strong suit, Sam."
He gave you another fond smile and sighed, shaking his head. "This might be worse than Dean and the flamethrower. Guess we better check the storage room for a scabbard. Don't want you accidentally slicing someone..."
"By the way, how the hell did you get it out of there without me or anyone else noticing?" he asked, giving you an impressed look.
"Oh, I'm very crafty. Devious. Sneaky. Don't forget it."
Sam gave up a hearty laugh, one of your favorite sounds in the world.
Prompt: "I have no words for you." / "You expect me to just walk past a beautiful sword like that? I deserve a glorious weapon!"