#sam hate post

Oohhhh lala look at me everybody my name’s sam and I’m doing chopins waltz in a minor on piano oooughhhhh yeahhhh give me compliments but don’t really cause I don’t wanna show off but really I do so you better compliment me oughhhhhgghh oh and did I mention I’m rich ouhhhh lala oh and let’s play a little game I made…. I slap you hard as I can cause I’m a big teenage boy filled with enough testosterone to fuel a cruise ship and have very fragile masculinity but I disguise it as my unknowing of moisturiser, and you slap me like a girl cause I’m sexist racist homophobic and want to be slapped yeahhhhhhh baby yeahhh