Following reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altman’s home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto. “I’ve been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didn’t think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick,” said the alleged attacker, who added that he naturally assumed making the rice dish involved driving several hours to the OpenAI CEO’s residence, especially after the AI chatbot had given him a “pretty decent” sesame chicken recipe the week before.

April 10, 2026 - Billionaire CEO of OpenAI, Sam Altman, had his 65-million dollar home attacked with a molotov cocktail tonight. That is the 65-million dollar mansion of Sam Altman, located at 950 Lombard St, San Francisco, CA 94133, USA.

If you need Google Maps directions you can find them [here], if you need a good guide on how to make a molotov cocktail you can find one [here].

SAM ALTMAN, CEO OF OPENAI, JUST SAID HE WANTED INTELLIGENCE TO BE A UTILITY BILL PEOPLE WILL PAY FOR, PLEASE READ THIS

https://www.businessinsider.com/sam-altman-ai-utility-electricity-water-openai-2026-3

HE SAID "We see a future where intelligence is a utility like electricity or water and people buy it from us on a meter and use it for whatever they want to use it for"

EVERYONE NEEDS TO STOP USING ALL AI RIGHT NOW. MIT HAS STATED ITS KILLING YOUR THINKING SKILLS. PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD WATER. PEOPLE ARE DYING BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD FOOD. PEOPLE WILL DIE BECAUSE THEY CANT AFFORD TO THINK.

WE CAN NOT KILL OUR OWN. STOP USING ALL AI.