#salutcle

"We're receiving credible reports that the princess and her illicit lover are engaging in Hardcore Lesbian Genocide Sex with Bloodthirsty Exorcist Angel Babes! Is the future of hell a Non-Stop Lesbian Blood Orgy, and will the princess somehow find a way to turn this into a Bad Thing?"

He effectively pulled off a coup on Hell, nearly conquered Heaven, and almost destroyed the Pentagram all because his ex-wife (@salutcle) only was letting him come by every other weekend.

"Bitch, th' fuck is all that scribblin'. What yeh' tryin' t' hide?" Though lips quirk up immediately after. ".....dick owner, huh?"

"Oh, princess, look at that! Don't we seem compatible! Hey, that must be why you keep coming back for more...."

　　" Oh, my dear, you would be a conquest worthy of the ages! And if I were a conquesting man... well, who could pass up the opportunity to lay low the antichrist herself? "

"Wow, you all are really not going easy on me, are you! It's so taxing trying to figure out whether I want to sleep with all these gorgeous women, including my literal fucking wife. Obviously I'm smashing both of them. Now if I could just figure out how to get them to let me do both at the same time...."

"Mhmm, not as good as what i'm about to do to you, babe~" She'd purr, bringing her lips ghosting tauntingly closer against her princess's own.

"If it's a boy... I feel like it's high time for a Vincent Junior... and if it's another girl, I might let her name this one...."