#salmon!!!!

CAN WE PLEASE

TALK ABOUT SALMON INSTEAD

like maine still carrying him around like a baby even after he's fullgrown

or north taking him on walks and everyone stopping to coo and pet his dog

and the others find out and they're not. jealous i promise they're not jEALOUS of course not, but they take him on walks in pairs from then on and north just laughs

or salmon crawling into bed when carolina (or anyone really) misses the bus, and he's come in and sit beside them and lick their hand and wag his tail. and then nietzsche will sit on their chest and be fat and insulted that she's not getting all the attention