#sallee

Y'all knew it was bout to happen

Sal needs some good times with his bro!

I got some series 4 Hairdorables today and while they’re very cute, the scented series was a terrible idea. I won’t be getting any more from this line.

Let It Bee Willow is adorable. I would have preferred a fantasy-themed Willow, but the little outfit is so cute. But she is SO smelly. As soon as I cracked the case open I could smell the horrible fake honey smell. I ended up throwing out the case because I couldn’t imagine wanting to put anything else in there.

I still love her, though. Look at her little bee shoes!

Sandy Sallee was not terribly smelly, thankfully. I love the 2 part outfit, although her headband isn’t a great fit. Not my fave Sallee, but she’s a cutie.

Aimee x Sally

Huh

Alright

Let’s imagine shall we?

You’re Aimee, you’ve traveled this earth for a long, long time, searching for love and companionship

But there’s one problem: nobody sticks around long enough, even after you try every courtship trick in the book

Even after you’ve tried to be friendly, and pleasant, and perfectly cheery

Some people say you’re too forward - they’ve told you that since you were little, but you can’t fathom why that would be a bad thing - and others are too busy screaming and running or yelling angrily to explain what you’ve done to deserve their animosity

You’ve tried man, woman, and other alike, but you always seem to be too much, and sooner or later, they all leave

But you are not discouraged, because who are you without someone to love?

One day you meet a girl - she has large brown eyes, warm tanned skin, chubby cheeks, dark fluffy hair and the brightest smile you’ve ever seen

She’s adorable, and energetic, and practically a walking, talking ray of happiness, and you’re drawn to her positivity like Icarus to the sun

You wonder how many heartbreaks it will take to make you stop trying

Eventually you find the courage to introduce yourself; her name is Sally, which fits her perfectly and encompases everything about her in a single word

Sally loves to have tea parties - so do you! You start having them together, even if you can’t actually drink the tea anymore, it’s comforting and nostalgic to be able to sit with someone and talk about the day’s happenings over tea.

She loves waffles for than anything in the world, which is endearing as it is worrying

There’s nothing she can’t do that she sets her mind to, and her ambition is almost frightening when it comes to reaching a goal that she finds worthy of her time

Sometimes her tenacity can get the best of her though, and in those times you worry about the consequences of her actions, especially since she disregards them

You feel at peace around her, even if most of the time she’s getting into some sort of trouble at every turn

You worry that one of these schemes will be her last, but she has her brother, who possesses an amazing power to bring people back to life if they are near him

And you wish once more that your body wasn’t sitting at the bottom of a lake in france

Nonetheless it’s still difficult to watch her get hurt over and over, even she brushes it off like it’s nothing

You feel as though your heart is burning every time she looks your way, and even in death your cheeks heat up when she directs her beautiful smile at you

Sally hasn’t run away yet, or looked at her in disgust or fear - only given her bright smiles and bubbly laughs and warm hugs every time they meet

You know when to count your blessings, because soon, too soon, she’s gone.

You’re visiting her house one day - and you love her family like they’re your own, but they can never replace Sally - and they tell you Sally’s disappeared; left yesterday and never returned

None of them seem too worried, but there’s a quickly deepening furrow in your brow when you come by the next day and she still hasn’t returned

Still, nobody seems alarmed, so you wait another day

But she still hasn’t returned

So even if her family acts as though this is nothing to be concerned over - though that’s not entirely true, because you’ve seen the dark circles under Gertrude’s eyes, and the way Billy jumps when someone catches him searching for something through the window, or how their frequent smiles are slowly fading into grimaces and frowns - you decide to go search for her yourself

You search everywhere you can think has even the slightest possibility or her being there, and when those turn up nothing, you search places someone might have taken her to, or she might have wandered into if she wasn’t paying attention, some of them you’ve never even heard of before now, and when even then, you still can’t find Sally, you start searching in the sketchy parts of town - all of the dark alleys and each shabby motel, and every abandoned warehouse and decrepit building - and you’ve practically shaken down the entire city and the ones nearby before someone tells you they might know where she is.

It’s been seven days since she disappeared now and you’ll take any clue you can get at this point

You check in with the Acachallas each day to see if she’s returned, and you know they’re scared too now, you can see it in the way they grip each other’s hands and sit in the living room together watching the front door like it’s their only lifeline.

The person who tipped you off has disappeared by the next day, probably out of fear because they snitched, but you’ll take what you have

You’re not afraid for yourself because you’re already dead, and the only paranormal investigators for miles around are P.I.E.

You hope someone calls them, because you want to see the look on their face when you tell them what’s happened and watch as one of them - probably Ghost - decks the fiend in the face

You realize you’ve become quite spiteful since Sally went missing, but it’s the least of your worries when the world is tilted wrong from her absence and you’re vision has a red tint to it at all times now

It’s been eleven days since Sally went missing when you finally find her

There are guards with guns at the door of the warehouse and they try to shoot you immediately, but the bullets phase right through you and you don’t even bother to pretend it hurt

She’s in waffle withdrawal when you arrive, and has basically ransacked the entire building in an attempt to find some

Bodies litter the room

You can’t find even an ounce of pity in yourself for these people

Sally careens around the corner with a dangerous look in her eyes when you accidentally kick something and it clatters loudly and skids down the aisle

Even in this state - wild-looking and grey-skinned, with empty black eyes; demonic by any stretch of the word - you think she’s beautiful as ever

She doesn’t recognize you, that much is clear when she swipes at you, growling when her clawed hand glides through you effortlessly, returning empty

You smile gently at her, unbothered by the many sharp teeth you can see when she snarls in return

You wonder how you can get her out of here safely, and contemplate ways to lead her back home in her current state

It’s then that one of the gunmen must walk in, probably to see what kind of trouble you’ve caused in the short time you’ve been in there

But they must see one of their former coworkers dead on the ground, because you hear a yelp and the cocking of a gun

You need to get Sally out of here quickly because Billy isn’t around to bring her back if she’s shot

In a split-second decision, you gather her hands up in your own, wrapping them around her razor-sharp nails gingerly

You kiss her cheek, hoping to god that any of this will bring a spark of recognition to her eyes

It takes some calming words and promises of safety (and a ton of waffles) and a few more kisses before Sally seems to actually see you, hear you, recognize you, but she does, and you’re overjoyed when her eyes fade from inky black to warm brown and are gazing at you with a fondness and amazement of which you’ve never been the target before

She tells you that you’re the first one to calm her from her waffle-rage without using waffles

And now you’re just as surprised as she is

Nonetheless, you explain the basis of the situation to her and you sneak past the guards together, snickering all the while

You explain everything else on the way home

When you get back you explain the whole story to her family - well the parts they didn’t already know - and they look just as amazed as Sally when you tell them that you managed to calm her down without feeding her addiction

You ask them if they’ve ever tried to before

They laugh nervously until Gertrude finally explains that they did when she was little, but as she grew older, the addiction grew stronger, and by age 12 it was no longer an option

You wonder why it worked for you, and can’t help turning curiously to Sally, who blushes and looks away

Spencer snickers at her reaction and Gertrude smacks him on the arm muttering something about being quiet

Things calm down after that, though the Acachallas clearly didn’t totally learn their lesson - the proof being that their crazy schemes and antics never stopped - but they were clearly more careful about pissing people off, and making targets of themselves

But you wouldn’t have it any other way

A month goes by and you wonder when Sally will have enough of you

Because it’s been over a year now, and she shows no signs of turning you away

You’ve practically become part of the family, and your heart aches more and more as time passes and you wait for the inevitable goodbye

But it never comes

And during one of your now bi-weekly tea parties Sally blurts “Will you go on a date with me?!” blushing profusely as she does

Through your shock, you hear yourself say “Of course I will!” and feel tears gather in your eyes

The date is just as perfect as you imagined and at the end, you get a peck on the lips and a big grin that lights up her entire face and you feel like you’re burning once more

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