-You immediately accost this person wearing a frog mascot suit. The eyes are very unnervingly detailed compared to the rest of the suit. But he looks friendly enough? Surely he--nope, forget it, you’re going to stab him. You’re going to stab him because aside from looking adorable he is absolutely radiating evil energy and you know he’s the cause of this awful frog plague.-
-You drive your spear towards him.-
-Before it can reach him, he grabs it, holding it steady and stopping your velocity instantly.-
-...is no ordinary frog.-
-Yanking on your spear to draw you closer, he unleashes a fury of blindingly-fast kicks to your face, each one powerful enough to fell the mightiest of oaks!-