okay I just want to say first of all that I love all of you for working with me on this
saint-subzero replied to your post “after infinity war steve and loki fuck off on a cross-universe road...”
it's very late on this small moon in the asscrack of nowhere with a few shitty bars and miles of shady alleyway labyrinths. they laugh and stumble into some space version of a chapel, armor sticky with dried alcohol and possibly blood from the 7 fights steve's started with all the local creeps. it isnt the weirdest wedding that the space parish has had but BOY, is it too early in the morning for this. the kiss is sloppy and short but it works.
the next morning is.. amusing to say the least. there's definitely something dead in the corner of their space motel room but at least the shiny rings weren't stolen off their fingers
I’m laughing so hard because yep I can see this, Steve has been getting progressively more belligerent with space creeps and Loki’s like “DAMN I’M INTO THIS, YOU’RE SEXY WHEN YOU’RE RIGHTEOUSLY PISSED OFF” and Steve’s like “well it’s not my fault there are so many assholes in space”
and then right there’s a space chapel and Loki’s like “look, there, imagine if we got married right now wouldn’t that be wild” and Steve’s like “...let’s do it”
Loki drags the space deacon out of bed and, well, the motel isn’t the sketchiest place on the planet but it’s probably down there
poor hungover Steve squints at the...rat? alien? rat alien? and is like “what happened”
and Loki’s like “no idea don’t worry about it”
saint-subzero replied to your post “after infinity war steve and loki fuck off on a cross-universe road...”
or when steve drunkenly proposes for some reason loki just starts bawling because you know he would
ofc he does, Loki tends to be kind of a crier when he’s intensely emotional and also when he’s drunk. Steve kind of panics a little over this and starts backpedaling but Loki’s like “don’t be dumb” through the bawling
thelightofthingshopedfor replied to your post “after infinity war steve and loki fuck off on a cross-universe road...”
and Thor's like "are you fucking serious, you waited this long to actually get married and then you accidentally did it drunk while I wasn't there"
"congratulations but also fuck you both"
Steve’s sheepish about it. Loki’s like “well it just kind of happened, would’ve invited you, sorry bro” which Thor does not appreciate
timedrake replied to your post “after infinity war steve and loki fuck off on a cross-universe road...”
consider: they go back to sakaar and take that shit over, and then have space margaritas together on the trash beach
at this point it is probably more or less liberated and Steve sets to trying to help organize. at some point Korg comes back and he’s a very good organizer. Loki’s like “look, look, wouldn’t it be easier if we just, like, took over the whole thing” and Steve is like “NO, LOKI, SELF DETERMINATION”
Loki’s not entirely convinced but oh well, it’s cute when Steve gets the determined jaw face and he’ll roll with it
also the margaritas are really good
strawberrylaugh replied to your post “after infinity war steve and loki fuck off on a cross-universe road...”
The road trip takes place in a redecorated but still very much stolen Commodore
yes. Steve keeps asking, like, “what does this do” and initially Loki’s like “really, are you this naive” before he figures out that Steve is absolutely fucking with him
this is one of the things that makes him go “yep he’s a keeper for sure”
