#sagau raiden

"=⌕ THEY ROLL YOU INTO A BURITTO BLANKET /

warning: slight NSFW in Zhongli's part, possessive Raiden, cringe

summary: You ask if the Archon's can warp you in a burrito blanket

characters: Venti, Zhongli, Raiden, Nahida and Furina

< Started it, finished it, realized i did the request wrong and it should be reversed. The original request is gonna come soon, just-enjoy ig >

Venti

"Like a burrito?" Venti chuckles and nods emphatically as soon as he hears the request. "Of course I can, my breeze. Anything for you." The moment you give him the signal, the wind god eagerly gets to work. His hands are quick and gentle as he carefully rolls you into a warm and soft blanket, secure and comfortable in its embrace. Your arms and legs are folded inward, perfectly tucked away for your safety.

Venti gently rocks you back and forth, humming softly as he does so. "There, your Grace. Now you're snuggled up all cosy and warm, in your blanket Buritto"

word count. 1.2k

୨୧ — ꒰ cw. yandere, unhealthy relationships, possessive & obsessive behaviors, religious themes, sagau + cult au shit. g/n reader. i do not condone yanderes irl.

୨୧ — ꒰ a/n. finally some love for my girls, i luv u nonnie

yelan

"You're such a good girl, aren't you?"

Yelan gulps, feeling the sting of the sweat on her back. Your gaze is heavy, and you stare at her as though you already know every secret she has told and has yet to say.

She feels almost like she's dirtying you, with the way her stomach flutters at your words. You say it with such ease, as if your mere words aren't making her feel this way. Yelan is sure you must know of how you're affecting her, sure you must be able to hear how loud her blood pumps through her veins. Such a profound reaction, but who of your worshippers would blame her? To be praised by you is like nothing else.

You pull at her hair lightly, tugging her short strands. She begs for you under her breath, in a way that she's never done for anyone before. You tug harder, and she winces in pain— but Yelan has always enjoyed the way pain lights her nerves on fire, and she'll always enjoy whatever you give her.

You laugh at her pitiful expression, cheeks flushed and so unbecoming. She never would've allowed anyone to see her like this— she would have hit them for even imagining her in such a state. But she thinks it's rather telling that you're the only one whom she can bear to see her like this, weak and vulnerable. You've known her for far longer than she has ever known you.

bonus points if reader gets taken in JUST AS THE MORTALS WERE ABOUT TO EXECUTE THEM. And then the Archons wreak havoc on their nations for "Attempting to execute our Creator."

SAGAU IMPOSTOR AU: Saved before execution Note: Yooo welcome to the inbox and I’m sorry for keeping you waiting. Another I’m sorry: This came out a little dark? Requests are open 24/7 but mini note here: I’m a little slow. No, not little. I’m a turtle. Can you guess who this informant is?Warnings: Attempted Execution :D and violence :D Masterlist

    Zhongli grumbled quietly as he took a mouthful of hot tea as his ears drowned in the sound of clamouring that was starting to get in his nerves. It all started when an anomaly coloured the entirety of the night sky gold followed by what seems to be a few days of darkness followed by prosperity such as nature looking more alive. He and the other archons know that it was their creator that finally came to grace their land but right before they could venture out, someone already came in front of their faces, holding a few instruments, saying that it took too long for them to come home. 

    The worst part of this person’s deal is the fact that they know all three of them archons, Venti, Raiden and himself and it made people buy his plot immediately. It angered him that the fraud is basking on the wealth from innocent people and basically trying to gain control of the whole Teyvat itself but it angers him more that his anonymity together with Venti is now compromised. No amount of mora or liquor can bring back the anonymity and normal life that they both want. 

    “AN IMPOSTOR WAS CAPTURED!”

    Zhongli puts his cup down as he listens to the clamour. The person that took their creator’s role has a security too tight that people can only come at arm’s length. There never was a problem because no one can even come up to them and now there’s an impostor? 

    The dragging finally stopped and your body hit the cobblestone ground. One moment you were trying to pet the slime and thank it for sending you fruits to eat and then suddenly you were being dragged by soldiers in different uniforms. Behind you was a bright trail of blood from your knees that acquired more than scrapes from the rough ground. People started gathering around you like vultures waiting for an animal to die for them to feast on. 

    It didn’t take long until the crowd parted and someone who looked like they held a high authority picked you up by yanking your hair upwards. The person was clad in expensive looking robes, a crystal crown shining on their head and a matching necklace. Their eyes looked at you with disdain and lips forming a sneer. “You have gall to show your face”, they said before letting go of your hair and kicking you to the side. 

    ‘What have I done wrong to experience this?’ you asked. Truthfully, the answer is unknown and might even be none. Many nights ago when you were still able to sleep properly, you always had a recurring dream of falling down in a golden carriage with seven figures of divinity waiting for you to come down. It has happened. The golden chariot, the cold wind that first greets your being, and even those little slimes that seem to be protective of themselves and attack other creatures that come close. The reality however was merciless and far from the recurring dreams. 

    The guards behind you finished dragging what seemed to be a cage with chains on it. The cage doesn’t have bars except for the four pillars that hold it together. “Tie the wretched impostor inside the cage. Those with visions, beleaguer them to death.” One moment you were just making friends with slimes and now you’re going to be dying in front of people who seemed to take delight in your situation. 

    Before the guards could get close your surroundings got dark and before you knew it, you were in the arms of someone. The guards that were supposed to grab you took your place on the ground all unconscious. “It’s alright. We’re here now.” You look up to see a woman in winter like clothing. Gentle snowflakes dance on her hair but her eyes look as cold as general winter as she looked at the person in front of her. The woman only pressed you closer to her chest, giving you her warmth and not minding if the bloodstains ever ruin her pristine clothing. 

    And there you see it, the seven figures in the recurring dreams. One of them is holding you protectively, three of them are behind the two of you, greeting you with a smile on their faces and the other three are facing the person who just ordered to get you killed. 

    The one in purple looked at them coldly. “You’re under arrest for impersonating and trying to kill our creator”, she said. As the crowd around them started whispering, the person only huffed and crossed their arm, “What do you mean by impersonating? I AM THE CREATOR.”

    The other person in green laid out the documents in front of one another. “The information gathered by our informant said the other thing.” Papers were passed around and the whispering of people became loud shouting. “It is all false! Don’t listen to them!”The person shouted but no one seemed to pay attention. Masked men and women took their stand behind the three figures who gave out the papers, unlike the people around them they didn't seem to be easily swayed by the person’s reasoning and attempted persuasions. 

    The woman in blue pressed you closer with your head resting on their neck. “Cover your ears, it will be over soon.” A scream echoed in the town marking the end of the life of a clown. 

    At the distance, a smile graced a blonde woman’s lips. She was supposed to explore a new island when the archons cornered her and asked her to work for them. Well, ‘asked’ was not really the proper term seeing that the Electro archon reminded her of her crimes back in Inazuma from years ago. Seeing how the crowd is dissipating and the archons tending the creator, it looks like her side job paid off. 

❁ཻུ۪۪♡ ͎. ｡˚° ʇno pǝɥɔʇᴉlƃ

a/n: USHAKWJWBEFEG THIS IS GENIUS! Also turn the screen upside-down to read it properly :D

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It seemed that Genshin was acting up again for you, it was rare but you knew how to fix it - nothing a verification couldn't fix. However, inside your beloved game, the characters themselves were the ones acting up. They didn't know what it was, for you, it's logging in and out, but they hated it. Right now Teyvat was upside-down and chaotic. Celestia's holy pillars were black and silver instead of its normal gold and white colour scheme, Mondstadt was flying out of its roots and heading towards the sun??? Inazuma was surrounded by multiple copies of the Golden Wolflord, eating NPCs - they aren't dead, don't worry - and Liyue was, well, Liyue. EXCEPT ALL EVERYONE COULD SEE WAS THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES SCREEN.

Things were getting hot in the city of freedom, people had to hold onto benches and buildings to avoid falling off the raised country. The stratosphere was in sight and Albedo was getting increasingly worried. He was clutching Sucrose's hand and telling Klee that this had happened before and she had no need to fear: quite hard to do when your heart is racing faster than the speed of sound. The trio looked at each other as they all came together to embrace. Maybe this time would be the last time they would be able to be like this. I hope that [name] logs on soon, poor Klee prayed, Dodoco is hanging on by a thread!

Zhongli had already fallen over four times, his back couldn't take it. He could hear a newly established business selling walking sticks, and people fumbling to get out their Mora. Boy was that person going to be rich. The cursed bright colours hurt his eyes, and he was damn near tears. The former god looked to what he thought was the sky - it was Childe- and whispered Come back. Come back now, please.

To be perfectly honest, Inazuma wasn't much better. Over 300 NPCs had been eaten by the Wolflords and screaming was the background music for the country. Watasumi Island was underwater, and Bathmal Vishaps were purring and following children. They seemed to be having fun, but tantrums were thrown when they discovered that the Enkanoymian creatures couldn't be taken indoors. Ei was on her knees, pleading for her own puppets, Raiden and Scaramouche, to send you some kind of contact. The last time you interacted with her, you disregarded her and made friends with her experiments instead. God was Scaramouche happy to know that he was loved, and visibly smiled whenever he saw your camera. The Raiden Shogun was practically your best friend. You even had contact with Makato and had tea parties with her whenever there was an update. The situation only lasted for 5 minutes, but it felt like days to the people of Teyvat - except for the travellers and their guide.

Paimon loved updates. She liked making them super long just to chat with you, her voice accompanied by the ones of Lumine and Aether. You all had a great time. Paimon wonders how the others are doing, she thought to herself knowing exactly what they were going through. It was raining frogs and crystalflies right now.

Finally, your account was normal again. Time to see what commissions you have-

This request is is coming from my 6-7 different account's all above AR20 : ) my highest AR account's is AR43 : ) welp if you don't like this request feel free to ignore it

-jellidecoffee

•°. *࿐ playing favourites

a/n: I do like this request dw babes 💅🏾👍🏾 also I'm a Yanfei main so you already know imma go crazy 🤪

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You left your two accounts open at the same time and Lumine and Aether caught each other's eyes: thank you for playing Genshin Impact. They love waving to each other and making silly faces, and Paimon feels strangely happy seeing another Paimon in the reflected monitor! For Yanfei, this is a whole POWER TRIP. Seeing the others' faces reacting to her talents, artifacts and stats? Absolutely priceless <3

Your favourite on your other account, since you don't have Yanfei on that one, gets along with her, yet can't help but feel a little bit envious. Bonus if they're also a pyro user!! Yanfei and them can rub it on your other characters' faces that pyro is the best. If they're not, that's okay though.

Some people that absolutely are out for Yanfei's blood are the Raiden Shogun and Kujou Sara. Sara mainly because she loves devotes her life to the Shogun and whatever she doesn't like must be eliminated, but poor little Raiden doesn't like not receiving attention from you. She tried to slash Yanfei once but the legal advisor survived narrowly with only 1 HP remaining, then you got all worried and cooked a bunch of food for her, and only her, until she was full. She grits her teeth whenever she sees her, and Sara makes sure to flip her off on the behalf of the Electro Archon.

As much as Zhongli adores you and is proud that one of his people is your favourite, he can't help bit feel disappointed that a mere mortal is in your favour. Yeah sure, she's half-adeptus yada yada, but you don't want someone like him? He's very upset a bit iffy about the whole thing. He's just happy that it's not Childe, okay?

·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ my, oh my~

a/n: I don't write NSFW, like, ever, but since it's not IT I'll make an exception...

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You left your computer alone for 3 minutes just to go to the bathroom. Are you humiliated? Shocked? Smug? I don't know. All I know is that if I ever went through something like that, I'd hang myself.

My oh my~ Lisa purred. What do we have here? She asked, knowing very well what she was doing. She was in her shimeji form, chibi and adorable, yet still the OG Mondstadt electro mommy. Look at me, beautiful as ever. But who is this who's out of the frame? I'd much rather it be you-

You shut your laptop. You opened it again. Ei, Sara and Yae were there. You braced yourself. What are these absurd pictures of the Shogun doing on your device, [name]?! This is-

This is a work of art. Ara ara, [name], Yae began to speak, you sure have good tastes. Too bad you have only these pictures to rely on. That librarian, Lisa was it? She certainly seems like a person I'd get along with. Someone we could both get along with splendidly~

Raiden looked at the pictures. I don't think I'd ever wear something like that, unless requested by you, maybe? Sara looked at her Archon in shock. No, she must trust her god, even if she was down bad for a player. Ei looked at you dead in the eye. Would you like me to wear a bikini like that? You didn't know how to respond to that, or maybe you did but just didn't talk.

Lumine strolled in from another tab along with Aether, both red in the face. Accompanied by a traumatised Xiao, and an embarrassed Ganyu, they all confronted you. Do you really think that I look good? You like the way my body looks? Poor Ganyu, she'd been anxious about her weight and structure so much that she didn't know how down bad others were for her. So, you had to come clean, for Ganyu's sake.

They were all flattered, to some degree at least, but why read fanfictions and look at lewd pictures when you had them in-game?

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ three friends don't work

a/n: I 👏 HAD 👏 A 👏 DREAM 👏 ABOUT 👏THIS. get ready for angst, angst, angst and more angst. The first part isn't sagau but the second part is.

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normal!au

Oh Yae Miko, we brought a new friend for you~ Paimon chirped one day, floating ahead of Aether and Lumine. Aether and Paimon had met you in their travels after leaving Inazuma, and deemed you an angel. You were the only one, after fighting endless amounts of monsters and fighting gods, who led them straight to Lumine and successfully reunited them. They were forever in your debt. They didn't know whether you were immortal or not, a god or regular human, but you stuck by them the rest of the way, and your personality reminded them both of a certain kitsune. Paimon thought you two would be a perfect match. And, surely enough, you were. Present day, you had gone to visit Miko for the first time, but was welcomed with an unfamiliar sight.

Oh, and who is this? Raiden Ei asked, eyeing you. You stood proud and tall in your elegant clothes, smiling softly when the Guuji came to embrace you. Miko, I thought we had a day due together. The Guuji had her arms curled around your bicep and kissed your cheek before nuzzling into your shoulder. Relax Ei, we can all spend the day together. You held your hand out to shake the Electro Archon's hand, which she took hesitantly, and your outing began.

Ei quickly took a liking to you in a matter of minutes and was surprised to have never met you, only occasionally looking over Miko's shoulder whenever she received a letter from you. She didn't know that this was your first time meeting, and thus took the opportunity to try and impress you to make up for all the rumours you might had heard overseas. Alas, the kitsune had other ideas.

Come now, [name], let me take you to my publishing house. We can pick some light novels if you want. Yae effortlessly impressed you, as you did impress her. Call the travellers matchmakers, because you two had a spark. Oh how desperately Baal wished to have chemistry with you too, but her familiar only seemed to dismiss her. I can have a private tour of the Tenshukaku arranged for you, [name], if you don't mind. A glare was sent to her over Yae's shoulder. Now, now Ei. You and I both know that this outing was for me and our new guest alone. We'll see the Tenshukaku last. Does it not look good against the sunset? The Archon clapped her hands in delight. Pardon me, [name], best things shall be saved till last. You may see it later. Oh, how wrong she was.

The day went fast, and sweets were bought, pictures taken and fun was had... for only two people. The poor purple-haired woman was but a background figure during the entire day, trailing after you both in an attempt to be noticed. Being scolded was no fun.

Thank you for all the letters, [name], I've not had this much fun since a long time ago. She kissed you on the cheek once more and helped you upon the Crux fleet ship. Aether, Lumine and Paimon followed behind you. Bye Miko! See you soon! Paimon waved excitedly at the pink-haired maiden as she waved gracefully back. As the ship sailed away, the Tenshukaku shine majestically in front of the sunset - yet something else caught your eye.

Or rather, someone.

I- I thought you wanted to see the Tenshukaku...

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self-aware genhin!au

Your Yae Miko was something to be proud of. You had her weapon at level 90, refinement rank 5 somehow, attack level 2500+, herself was level 90 and her constellation level 1. She was triple crowned - perfect. You'd been very lucky with her, pity at 10 and getting her twice in a ten pull, and never took her out of your party. You'd spent hundreds of thousands of mora on her and you could proudly say that she was perfect. You also had Raiden too, but she wasn't as amazing as her. You had gotten her after spending so much, attack level 1500+, her weapon level 90, refinement rank 1, her at level 90 and constellation level zero. Before, she used to be your main, your best character, but she was now second.

Second.

That word didn't sit too well with the Raiden Shogun.

You stroked the screen lovingly, admiring Yae's stats for the third time that day - she was the best thing that had ever happened to you. She was also the best character character to talk to, her becoming self-aware only proved your point. You had just finished fighting the Oceanid and good lord did she carry. Thank you for the compliments, [name], I do wish I could reach out to you too. She sighed blissfully and blew you a kiss slyly. Oi, you two! Get a grip, or better yet, a room! Beidou laughed heartily at your interactions from her place in the party as you laughed at her back from outside the screen, telling her that you loved her too. Raiden didn't say anything. She rarely did anymore. She had given you and your wallet such a hard time and was hard to farm for, but Miko was so easy to get, she was like a gift from her so-called developer: Hoyoverse.

She wished that she could be loved again.

She didn't want to make you lose the 50/50 to Jean.

She didn't want you to take it in good faith and build said Knight of Favonius.

She didn't want to be second.

She didn't want you to farm for Jean.

She didn't want to be replaced.

She didn't want Beidou there.

She didn't want to be there for the sake of it.

She didn't want to disappoint you.

All she wanted was to see you smile once more at her.