#sadichha

yeah I don’t think that’s exactly how it would play out for them

I know one time me and hungerofhades came up with a thing about Dex accidentally calling Nursey ‘daddy’ and Nursey not letting him live it down  which is why I thought of them

but if Dex was complaining about his parents and Nursey accidentally said he’d be Dex’s dom and Dex started laughing and without thinking said ‘why not just say you’d be my daddy?’

I’ve only just started watching Brooklyn Nine Nine, but here we are

featuring

Jack as the Captain no one can read

Shitty as the Sergeant and the only person who thinks he can read Jack

Lardo as the civilian liaison turned assistant to the captain 

Ransom and Holster as the useless detectives that make great coffee

Bitty as the detective on administrative leave because he doesn’t like guns

Chowder as the decent detective who always tries to talk up and to the Captain 

Dex and Nursey as the detectives who have the bet on the most arrests they can make in a year

TADASHI IS NOT GOING TO BE YANCY!