#sadice

My cat persona... I'm not fully white but I think I would be a sexy Persian

WKLAJSLFK SDLKFJ ok first of all. First of All. talking to you was fun from the get go. i remember i asked u a little question and u sent me a huge fanmail with sources explainng eveyrthing to me and i was in awe. you were sooo nice. and the memes u always sent me memes and we had the memest talks while i was still a meme virgin im pretty sure u popped my meme cherry no wonder we’re married. but srsly shit u were my fav person from the first time we spoke. ure the oikawa to my iwaizumi. the evil to my good. THE SAD TO MY ICE. MY STRAIGHT WIFE THE TAKAGIN GOD. i love you. and i always love talking to you and you are so good to me i dont deserve it ure the best. this one time u told me im light “even so can i stay by your side” and omfg u probly forgot but thats th ebest compliment ive ever received. and i can literally cry to u and tell u my ugliest thoughts and show u my nastiest moods and ull still say nice things to me why do u think so highly of me i have no idea. youre the best the smartest the kindest the funniest i have an amazing wife and an amazingn friend even with your hisokanism and milk fetish ure one of the best ppl in my life im so happy we are our own true pair. I LOVE U. 

i cant believe im gonnan have to do it im gonna cry but ok do i even write this in third person or fuck.. anyway ill just go with itwho starts putting up decorations in october? im the laziest person ull ever meet so not me and you have really good taste in aesthetics according to your graphics so you uwuwho buys the advent calendars? um wow.. i love that shit we both get rlly into it as well and have to buy two so we stop fighting over the chocolateswho places mistletoes all around the house? me cause im the gay one in the relationship but also ill avoid them anyway cause ily sadh but i dont like being touched.. everwho wraps the presents for other people? we both do and u have an ugly hisoka wrapping paper design and i literally burned it in front of u and made u cry but its okay we’re still in lovewho puts the final star/angel on the top of the christmas tree? i fight about it cause i wanna be the one putting it on but then u say u wanna do it too and i give up.. cause im a good wife… and a good person…. and ilywho’s the one that hates eggnog? nobody hates eggnog more than me who’s the one that bakes christmas cookies for guests? me cause im really good at baking (thats canon) u can join me in the kitchen tho sadh i trust ur abilities as long as u dont overdo with the milk ffswho sends out the christmas cards? not me so you sadh but i tell u what to write cause im good at stuff like that but you decorate them relaly nicelywho knows all the words to twelve days of christmas? we both dont know them cause we prefer other christmas songs like santa baby and that mariah carey one also i never know lyrics to anything so o:) who’s the better snowman builder? sadh for sure who starts snowball fights? sadh………….. the Evil. but i retaliate.. Hard.who’s the one that wakes the other on christmas morning by playing christmas songs really loudly? ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!! sadh slaps me with her hisoka body pillow tho and i cry