#sacrificialboone

[ text: Boone ] I’m pregnant, not fat you prick

punches a tree when they’re angry- Boone

        “Excuse me?”

     “Alright, but it better be something good.”

@sacrificialboone happy 1st anniversary!! Ever since you joined the Lost Family here, everything’s been nothing but warm Dharma scotch, boar dinners, and -- wait that doesn’t sound good at all. You’ve brought a lot of happiness, joy and love is what I am saying. From just seeing you on my dashboard with hilarious observations, to having the honor of threading with you, to the great, sleep-deprived, insanely fun Cards Against Humanity rounds we play as a group, I’m always blessed to have you around. Whether it be here, Twitter (ahh, your Matt Damon tweets bring me life), to Skype (where we are free to roam as trash-dwellers do),  I’m so thankful for you and glad I got to know you and even more so to call you my friend. Here’s to a fine, fine year of good quality content, great laughs, and even better company! Here’s to hoping we get more of this in the following years!! 

my first impression of your muse: tv show wise: ‘boone, stop being a dick to shannon. also who decides that the first thing they’re going to do after a plane crash is search for some pens?’blog wise: ‘boone, you’re an adorable idiot’my first impression of you: a really cool person that’s the life of the party and also isn’t afraid to call out boone on his shit. also look, they’d be a cool friend. oh, yep, the lost community is actually a lot better since they’re heremy favorite thing about your muse: his unwavering loyalty and kindness as well as ability to put himself aside in order to help othersmy favorite thing about you: besides you and dan forming the boraday ship that single-handedly floats this community, you’re just the sweetest thing and have a brilliant sense of humor that i wish i could have a sliver ofwould I ever consider shipping our muses: not really. i’m more of a fan of them in the sibling sense and in the ‘them getting their shit together’ sort of sense as well a plot I’d like to see between our muses:a plot in which shannon and boone are both up in heaven/purgatory/wherever-the-hell-they-are/maybe the church, watching the rest of the island on a television screen with popcorn and commenting as life goes on therean AU I think would be interesting for our muses:boone believing in shannon when she was in new york, shannon taking the money and working her way up to prima ballerina status while teaching dance classes and paying boone the money back. maybe they move in together, boone working for his mother while shannon does her own thing and then they attend shannon’s first performance and boone is so proud and they start to heal the past and holy shit i want this.

Maybe sending that pic of Nessie was too much?

“No! No, I-I’m fine. I don’t need the doctor.”