“ you see that guy giving me the death glare all the way there ? the one in the metallica shirt ? he asked — no — demanded me to change his psychology final grade from a fail to a hundred. like, i’m good at what i do, but even i can’t perform miracles, but i said i’d do what i could before it seemed suspicious. i was able to make it a sixty-five and then he refused to pay me because it wasn’t what he asked for. so i just told him that if he wants to get a hundred he should study next time. anyway, i changed it to a fail once he left. ”