Oh Sammy,
How does it feel to be one of the biggest attention whores in sports wag cultures, when the person you want attention from most is liking his exâs and ex-hookups instagram pictures whilst heâs in the same city as you, but blowing you off like a leaf. Do you know one of your boyfriendâs ex-hookup lives in 2 minutes from him, his ex just moved to the next town over, and that he still has another on speed dial? You shouldnât worry, he just likes their insta pictures amidst rumours heâs starting to get sick of your antics, he definitely wouldnât do anything bad. Itâs not like he hooked up with a girl with the same name as you in the Hamptons last summer, whilst you were 20 minutes away, and all of Tumblr & Twitter found out about it. Itâs not like the internet thinks your boyfriendâs ex is the prettiest human alive, is naive to the fact she is an extremely successful model & wish he was still with her.
By now everyone knows you strong armed him into having you and your friends to his and his brotherâs lake house for your birthday. You threw a fit threatening to start drama whilst you were fighting these past weeks because you wanted this weekend so bad because people thought you were broken up and you needed your friends to post from the Hughesâ lake house so the internet would know you were still âtogetherâ?
The fact your boyfriendâs mother had to follow your friends so she could monitor what they posted because she canât trust you after it was revealed you went to the press about your relationship? Donât misconstrue it - she doesnât like your friends. You and your little IDF sympathizer friends are hardly beams of intellect and good morals, no wonder she canât stand you. Youâre only lucky she cares about her sonâs misguided happiness than her own valid grievances or else youâd be kicked out the door faster than you could blink.
Your friends following his brothers and friends , when they avoid you like the plague is desperate. Trying to go after his younger brother and throwing a fit when he rejected you. Then having your friends post from their house with their name on the sign because your own self esteems are only filled with blatant clout chasing. I know youâve been kicked out of clubs because you are too drunk to function. I know you bullied people and made racist derogatory comments about them in high school and college. I know a lot of things, and theyâll come out in due time. I know you and your minions are on here. I know his people are too. Youâve hurt too many people Iâve cared about.
I will say youâre pretty, but I mean, you canât control that really. The things you can, like your personality, demeanor, and character, all suck though.




















