Slang-Slingin With Jimmy (a series in which I invent hip new words and phrases)
Cool dude A: Hey, I just got back from a ring break. What's up?
Cool dude B: Before I tell you what's up with me, what's up with you sayin "ring break?"
Cool dude A: Lemme clue you in. A ring break is when you need a break from all that hard work, so you go and eat an order of onion rings on your own. You don't have to be alone to do so, but those rings are all yours - slippies not included. And before you ask, a slippy is when the onion part slides out of the deep fried ring. High five, my fellow cool dude!












