Who would throw the other in the pool: tHAT would definitely be Sam! If he’d get the chance to see Paige in wet clothes he’d sooo take it. lol.

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Paige I’m pretty sure, Sam doesn’t know what to do he probably googles the symptoms and finds out she’s dying and then just cuddles her like that helps.

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: Well since Paige is kind of a nerd and Sam is way too energetic all the time it’s definitely Sam that would do this. “It’ll be fun, c’moooon” and she’s just screaming all the way through lol or completely stonefaced aha.

Who would cook the better romantic dinner: Would any of them? haha it’s definitely not Sam.

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: I really wanna say Sam to be honest.

Who would have the best holiday ideas: Paige probably I imagine it’d be pretty well planned out too where as Sam would just be like lets just go and see what happens.

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: Samuel doesn’t have a lot of stuff and they already kinda live together sooooo…

who puts pizza bagels and captain crunch in the shopping cart: I feel like both of them do tbh. It’s probably Sam’s guilty pleasure and any other time he’s like no gotta watch the form. Like if she wants pizza he’ll probably inform her of all the calories and the fat level and shit and then tell her whatever you’re beautiful cause she’ll be glaring at him.

who forgot the rule about putting foil in the microwave and subsequently caused a small fire: Sam cause he’s an idiot and then Paige would tell him just how big of an idiot he is and never forget about that accident.

who sleeps naked: Sam hehehe. Probably walks around naked too when Paige isn’t there lol. It’s a rare thing but it happens aha!

who sleeps under 3 blankets: Paige? idk, it’s not Sam he doesn’t think it’s healthy.

who has a huge crush on Billy Joel: Lol idk. 

who gets drunk and breaks shit: Uhm Sam duhduh. Paige isn’t as much of a drinker as he is and I doubt she gets violent.

who’s a closeted anime fan: probs Paige she’s kind of nerd :b That’s said in the most endearing way!!! and Sam will just be like the fuck is that? You’re such a nerd and then she’d force him to read it.

who initiates sex at inappropriate times/places: Not quite there yet but I’m pretty sure it would be Sam :)))))

who’s afraid of Slenderman: Sam lol, I feel like Paige is way more tough when it comes to stuff like that.

what their wedding song will be: hahhaa what idk lol. Come and get your love - Redbone lolol no idk.

what their biggest fight was about: Tough they fight all the time lol. I mean it has probably been something fucking stupid and silly lets be real. Like them not agreeing whether a movie was good or not and her argumenting “that it wasn’t even close to being like the book and the book was definitely better” and he’ll just be like, “but she had a nice rack.”