"I have been sitting on my couch watching netflix for forever and it got lonely so I finally came out of hiding––hi."

"Yogurt taste nothing like frozen yogurt. Or ice cream for that matter. I was completely lied to." Logan, don't be a baby.

"Holy fuck this is good" he muttered to himself, taking another bite. Logan, calm down, it's just a sandwich.

"I'm a very talented man. Watch this-" Logan, no you aren't.

"Do you think I would make it as a movie star?" he questioned pulling off his glasses. Logan, stop.

Giving a wink he looked at the person, tilting his head at their expression. "It was worth a try. I've always said winking didn't work anyway."