#ryukaisae

Sae lets him have a turn.

Turns out, the dick, infact, is that good.

(Kaiser is too proud to admit it, but it’s the best sex he ever had and he jacks off to the memory. Sae knows of course, and would be willing to lend him his demon again but he wants him to beg for it.)

Something something Kaiser begging for it and getting the new best fuck of his life when he’s spit roasted by ryusae

hello thank you :3

3. Most common argument?

it depends i think. i do think every so often kaiser will say "i just don't think [shidou's] good for you" to sae completely randomly. this is not really grounded in anything true (i think shidou is good for sae, in some way, and sae is good for kaiser, in some way), but more kaiser's inability to honestly express that 1) he's jealous bless his horrible heart, 2) being around shidou freaks him out sometimes.

(on account of shidou's general willingness to throw down, but kaiser can be PersonalSpaceDisrespector9000 so im really not sure what he expected.)

i would imagine kaiser and sae are both allergic to someone thinking they know better than them, so that would definitely be an argument.

as far as lighter arguments go, kaiser and shidou argue about their respective hair dye stains in sae's sink, as well as the better box dye brands and techniques. they will not consider that maybe they have different hair types and shidou is dyeing bleached hair and kaiser isn't.

(kaiser has definitely gotten mad about red-pink stains in the shower, assuming it was shidou, only to learn it was from sae and then be completely fine with it.)

26. What would be their theme song?

hm... Don't Ask How Or Why But maybe RISK, RISK, RISK! by jhariah. i wouldn't say it's the theme song of their relationship, but parts of the song remind me of the three of them individually.

Realistically it's kaisae the mean girls coded of the three. ...To be honest, it would just be Kaiser who keeps on ranting for hours. Sae just "hmhm"s every once in a while, half interested, half focused on the excel sheet he is currently messing with.

"You get me? Like how dare he. How fucking dare he! After all I've done for him, and he has the guts to—"

"Sit!" Ryusei is the one interrupting him this time. He is lying on his stomach on the fluffy carpet in Sae's living room. Legs dangling in the air and dressed in his pink pajama, he is currently dragging the stilo on the screen of his old Nintendo DS to pet the ugly 3d model of a chihuahua.

"Could you not?!" Because of course Shidou would be playing Nintendogs in the middle of Michael's beautiful speech.

"Huh? I needed to feed Eyesocket, you go on with your disney villain-like monologue, I'm listening."

"Disney villain-like monolo– wait, did you actually name that ugly ass dog 'Eyesocket'...?"

"You are ugly! She is beautiful, don't listen to him babygirl, he has shit taste in dogs..."

"Ugh, whatever... loser."

Shidou suddenly turns to Kaiser, showing him an all fangs grin: "Oh?"

Sae sighs, looking at the beautiful histograms he was making and ultimately deciding to focus on his partners instead:

"I want to know how Mihya's story ends" he says, shifting the focus onto him. Ryusei bats his eyelashes: "I actually want to hear the end of Micchan's story as well! Ah, and I got some gossip too! On Yocchan though~" to which both Michael's and Sae's ears perk up, although for different reasons

Kaiser then scrunches up his nose and relaxes back onto the sofa: "Ok, so, as I was saying, this fucking asshole–..."