#ryfraf.mp3

“I like that one about that hive that has all sorts of fuck ups. I think it was called uhhhh Hive of Four Midbloods Spend a Very Eventful Christmas In Which They Get a Christmas Tree That’s Way Too Big for the House, Almost Slip and Die Putting Way Too Many Lights on the House That Don’t Even Turn on Until It’s Revealed That the Light Switch Wasn’t On, Drain the Power Grid Because They’re Super Bright Lights, Cause the Stuckup Highblood Neighbors to Have an Accident, Have Really Nasty Friends Come Over Who Bring Their RV That Explodes at Some Point, Have an Extended Elderly Friend Come Over and Bring Her Cat with Her, Burn the Turkey, Fry the Cat, Have an Extended Fantasy about the Lady from the Department Store, and then After All Of These Mishaps, and The Fantasizing of the New Swimming Pool From a Promised Job Bonus, Find Out that Said Bonus Is Just a Year Subscription to Jello, Absolutely Snap and Lose it All, Kidnap the Boss to Demand Money, and then Have a Big Discussion with the Local Law Enforcement Only For Everything To Get Nicely Resolved Because It’s Christmas. And the Woman of the Hive Has a Boob Window.”

Ryfraf smiles, proud to have remembered the name of the movie.

that’s everyoneee hehe all of my trolls r fleet trolls. i’ll do my mains for now. these r kinda ooc.

Ryf: “The government assigned me barista at troll!starbucks because that’s just what lowbloods do lol. it was absolutely shit. If I’d been higher caste, they might’ve given me something cool like library but nooo.”

Warren: “i killed people n that was alright but it coulda’ been nice to have done some jobs or somethin’ to get some more shit n money n stuff but i wasn’t in the system until like the last year or so but coz there’s so many trolls in those archives n shit they done completely fuckin’ overlooked how i just popped up out of nowhere of conscription age like one year after my account was made n shit but it’s wahtever. jay said he’d get me a purple chip n i did that for a while but it weren’t under my name n shit n i wanted my own account so we got one of ryfraf’s friends to log me properly into the system n that did the trick jus’ nicely. previous purple had a job doin’ architectural plannin’ with a firm which i showed up to half the time but they didn’t really fuckin’ miss me n it was mostly just free money. coz it was like. i was expected to oversee the midbloods drawin’ up the drafts n shit. which i did. but i also had some guy workin’ with me n’ he knew i’d killed his partner n that scared the shit out of him so he didn’t say anythin’ to the firm we were workin’ for or anything. he was kinda’ hot. i fucked him sometimes. that also got him to shut up.”

Jay: “I was a police officer. : )”

Mars: “That was so many fucking sweeps ago. I’ve mostly been in the court doing court things. Lots of accounting. I miss accounting. Then after that, well... I suppose it wouldn’t be on planet anymore would it? Because I went directly to being an admiral. Conquered a lot of territory. They think I’m too much for that now, though. Whatever. I’ll get back to doing it eventually, that’s for sure.”

Cody: “I was in school. With Elliot and Derek. I did a few odd jobs here and there for anyone who wanted to hire me for shit. Did some fucking tutoring for idiots. Half the time they couldn’t understand what I was telling them but whatever. They fucking payed me. Midbloods and highbloods are so shit with math sometimes it’s unbelievable.”

Elliot: “We worked in a fucking pizza shop. It sucked. I wanted to kill everyone who came in through that fucking door.”

Derek: “I found the pizza shop alright! Elliot’s just easy to anger. However, I did do some tutoring as well. That was a real pain. Cody’s right. People are fucking stupid.”

🌿 : How do they feel about Mistletoe? Have they ever used it / had it used on them?

“I fucking love it. I put it up around the ship n then I A. get to see people Ignore it B. get to see people abuse it and C. KISS HOT PEOPLE. I mean I normally kiss hot people but this is an excuse to kiss them in public like REALLY nastily. I love kissing guys in front of people hahah. It’s fun. It pisses them off sometimes. Extra fun if you use the mistletoe as an excuse to grope them LOL. And it’s also a fun excuse to kiss people I’d normally not kiss lol. Like this one guy I work with who’s SO stuck up normally, but then I caught him under the mistletoe and gave him a fat kiss on the lips and he melted it was incredible.”

💁  : Would your muse work on Christmas if they had the option to?

You guys meaning? Everyone? Hahaha . I'll let whoever wants to answer answer

Ryfraf: we're having a big fuckoff party on my old ship. Only friends invited tho lol. But we all got a LOT of friends everywhere so there's gonna be a lot of peeps anyways. Saarins bringing his guys, jays bringing his, warren his, etc. I'm excited to meet the extended family! I think we're all gonna trick or treat at each others doors or some shit too? It should be fun! I'm gonna get so fucking drunk lol. And I'm gonna fuck like SO many people.

Warren: yeah what the guy up there said. I'm bringin my guys. Bunch of funny little lowblood bitches who saved my life when they found me on planet when I woke up from being dead lol but that ain't relevant

Jay: I'll partake in this if I must.

Ryfraf: OH BY THE WAY. There's two weeeeks until Halloween if you wanna befriend me in that time period ;P my dms r oppennnn. More friends the merrier!

Ryfraf: Well i liked my job and then.. I didn't like my job so I left and now I don't have a job. That's a joke I do have a job it's like.. medical for a small crew. I like it! I'm working with a funny Jade guy who's good with plants and shit. He's cool to hang out with and the crew is cool too! And hot. Lol. I miss Saarin though. Oh, I also fuck for money! If you're hot. I have standards. I'm not one of those wage whores.

Not sure which jay you mean (older and gold or younger and purple) but gold on my mind so

Jay: Battery? Does anyone like being fucking battery? No. Why would you ask a question like this.

SMACKS TABLE: I WANT MORE OF THEM

Haven’t really had enough interactions between them to fully track the layout of how things work but! Here r the vibes i get for the both of them/am hoping to see play out