#rydinger-tony

“Oh. It’s de-de-de-definitely this little rock al-al-alcove on the lake. It’s a spot far off from sh-sh-shore where I can still have my tail and sit and b-b-be myself.”

I have a few fool-proof strategies for you my waxy-haired friend!

1. WATCH BAD REALITY TV 

Best way to distract yourself from your own messy mucus membranes is to watch someone else make a mess of themselves. personally, nailed it has become my go-to delight because those bitches don’t know how to do ANYTHING! god bless them! god bless! 

2. ONLINE RETAIL THERAPY 

This is simply obvious. Personally I go through immense shopping cart guilt, but when I’m sick, I’m only operating with about 20% brain capacity. It means that my bad financial decisions cannot be held against me! Make sure to leave product reviews immediately after, which ofc, means they are not accurate, but it still feels immensely satisfying. 

3. STAGE YOUR OWN PHOTOSHOOT 

I KNoW what you’re thinking. “But Boba, I look terrible! Like a sickly Victorian waif, struck by consumption, who hasn’t eaten in days, and is waiting for a letter from their gentleman lover!” Well, hot take, the sicker you are, the sexier you are. It’s all about those hollow cheekbones, the flushed face, the lost, milky look in your eyes. I mean, Tony Rydinger, you know what I’m talking about. The smize is basically one step away from “Dying orphan sees bread for the first time in 3 days.”

am i wrong?  

(tyra is so hungry u can tell! she looks amazing!) 

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Wilbur had been impatient to drag Tony over to his place. The school was a whirl about those prom nominations and all and Wilbur was incensed. How did Louie freaking Mallard get his name on the list but he didn’t? And the freaking vampire? It was absolutely unreal!

So of course as soon as class ended he was off to find Tony. He didn’t have practice after school for a rare change, so he was going to use it to his advantage. He grabbed all his books, scanning the hallway before he caught sight of his friend and a smile spread across his face, rushing over to sling his arm over the guy’s shoulders.

“Tonyyyyy. You have to come over today. If you had other plans cancel them.”

Speaking of Music, I feel like I say this a lot but Killer Queen by Queen?? Susan song 100% 

Random thought:

I keep replaying the moment where I was in the car today and my friend read a discord notification from my phone because it was the gps and went.

“Tom says ‘omg’. Who’s Tom? Oh, wait, Phil says something. What’s the golden brio”

And then, I said “It’s a writing thing. Two people play Phil, Tom and I’m John.” 

“Okay trying to get this in my head--Wait which one are you?”

“John.”

“....Why.”

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