#ryanyurikeith

First of all.

I forgot to draw both Ryan’s and Yuri’s scars... I just realized this. They’re there though.

Ryan can’t do much to cover up his back scar and it’s fine because Keith also has a lot of scars acquired in the line of hero duty and Yuri too has a scar. Ryan is minding his own business about it actively because he doesn’t exactly like what his stands for so why would he ask about someone else’s...

Keith hasn’t ever spared a single specific thought for anyone’s scars, they’re just scars, not ugly or pretty, he also has a bunch.

Yuri is only comfortable in being out of makeup by using his fringe as a curtain and because Ryan and Keith haven’t breached his boundaries about it and also haven’t ever pointed it out a single time.

Closest to an acknowledgment was when he ran out of makeup and found out Ryan had his exact shade of foundation in his bathroom cabinet, but Ryan never said anything about it.

Anyhow, back to the topic.

Ryan exlusively sleeps in the most inconvenient positions imaginable and can’t stay still, and he’s always doing something with his legs, especially if he sleeps hugging his pillow and looks like he’s smothering himself to death.

He sleeps more normally on his back but still wakes up with at least one body part numb. Due to his sleeping position he usually snores a little. Sometimes he talks in his sleep and you think he woke up but no, he just can’t stay quiet even when he’s fully asleep. He also drools sometimes, because he sleeps with his mouth open, a trait he shares with Johnjohn.

Despite hugging his pillow or sometimes nearby people or dogs, his habit of kicking around his legs causes him to usually get rid of any blanket or duvet on him if it’s not heavy enough.

Yuri sleeps on his back like a corpse and doesn’t move much at all and breathes so softly that sometimes you feel compelled to check if he’s still breathing. He braids his hair so that it doesn’t get tangled up with everything.

Unlike Ryan sleeping only in his underwear, Yuri sleeps in a silk pajama, or he would, if it didn’t get so warm. Slowly, he has to adapt... He will inevitably adopt Ryan’s habit of sleeping in his underwear because its entirely too warm.

He gravitates to sleeping in the middle because John wants to sleep next to Keith and Johnjohn wants to sleep on top of Ryan (Johnjohn and Ryan usually take up more space than Yuri, Keith, and John), and if he doesn’t sleep between Keith and Ryan they’re going to wake up completely entangled and extremely sweaty.

Keith sleeps on his side, and is an entirely average sleeper. He doesn’t move too much, doesn’t really snore, doesn’t talk in his sleep, but also doesn’t just lie on his back and fall asleep like he died.

However, he will inevitably end up surrendering his pillow to John at some point of the night, and then end up leeching on the nearest pillow and share it with the person using it, but he does it so gently that it’s not a problem at all.

He will usually reach to the nearest person and hold them. He can also share a blanket with you no issue. Somehow he’s one of the best people in the world to sleep next to.

Keith usually sleeps wearing a full Sky High-branded pajama set. If it’s too warm, he’ll strip down to his underwear.

John can’t sleep if he’s not sleeping next to Keith. He less steals the pillow than Keith just ends up giving it to him. He’s very polite and causes no trouble at all.

Johnjohn sleeps in the least comfortable positions imaginable, much like Ryan. Sometimes when Ryan sleeps on his back, Johnjohn crawls on top of him and Ryan is going to hug him in his sleep while dreaming that he’s being crushed in his own gravity dome.

He’ll wake up covered in a Johnjohn-shaped indent on his skin.

Every time Yuri wakes up for any reason (he’s a very light sleeper and has a lot of nightmares) and looks around, he inevitably sees Molly staring at him.

Molly sleeps in her enclosure, but the enclosure is the size of a human room with a glass pane wall bordering Ryan’s bedroom (which is not the strangest design choice in Ryan’s apartment, given that he has Golden Ryan frescoes in his living room).

Ryan has a velvet privacy curtain to pull in front of her view but that’s only if it’s something indecent, unsuitable for Molly’s eyes... But sleeping is fine, of course Molly can watch us sleep. Why not. That’s his dearest Iguana. He would be very upset if you didn’t want to be stared by an awesome lizard all night long.

Despite the danger of Ryan kneeing Yuri in the dick in his sleep, regrettably this is the most comfortable sleep he’s gotten in years, in Ryan’s comically large bed for rich people that’s big enough for three people and two dogs.

There’s so little that could threaten him when he’s sleeping between two well-meaning blondes, two protective Golden Retrievers, and stared at all night by an extremely pampered Green Iguana who recognizes faces.

Nobody can get into this room without at least one of these people and animals reacting, not to mention he’s being physically shielded by Ryan and Keith being entangled with him. Every time he wakes up, he knows immediately that he’s not alone.

Often when Yuri slips away quietly because of brain fungus and emotional constipation, Molly stares.

Yuri is her favourite person now. She just thinks he’s neat. She would never start a live on Instagram by walking over his phone when he’s trying to find clothes and walking around naked, unlike what she would do to Ryan.

She would always start an Instagram live on Ryan’s official Golden Ryan account and stare at the camera from so close you can’t tell what the green blur is but you can tell that the green blur is the only thing censoring Ryan’s dick when he bends over to inspect what Molly is doing on the couch with his phone.

Due to Yuri’s severe cringefail disease, Ryan and Keith will sometimes wake up without Yuri but they’re fine with it. Ryan’s almost asked, but Yuri’s eyes looked so sad... Keith worries, but he doesn’t want to ask without proper understanding, that wouldn’t be very nice.

Two differently perfect blondes and their sleep paralysis demon who needs some space sometimes or he might be smothered under the mortifying ordeal of being known without being treated any differently despite his various flaws and eccentric traits.

One of these days he’s going to open up about his life more than he’d like or something else devastating- Unthinkable that neither Ryan or Keith has demanded answers about his clearly evil and unfair deeds. Etcetera

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this is the moment where i debate deleting my essay because this is what i type when left to my own devices while im thinking about ryanyurikeith but fine. you can have it (this time!!!!!!!) since i even used proper grammar.

yuri <- a guy so repressed and plagued by issues that he is taken aback by every interaction he has that isnt negative and is just “normal” or someone “wanting to talk to him” whatever that means ryan & keith <- two nice blondes who treat everyone equally and have quirks that make them understand how hard communication can be yuri is developing a terminal disease because theyre treating him normally and dont have any issues about interacting with him. they even want to talk to him and think its fun. even if hes bad at talking. how do they not notice how many things are wrong with him ryan <- a guy hiding his insecurities underneath being loud, insufferable and egostistical, persistently haunted by the possibility of being thrown aside keith & yuri <- two straightforward guys who are going to tell him what they think about him at all times because keith is always honest and yuri doesnt feel the need to be polite to be liked ryan is truly deeply haunted by how these guys specifically would never lie to him about anything pertaining to his likability. if they didnt like something he did they would and will tell him straightup. he will invite them to places. just to find out more. one day yuri will accept his gifts instead of calling it bribery. youll see aha

keith <- a guy embodying the seemingly perfect at first glance moe trope and also he is deeply sad inside  ryan & yuri <- two extremely perceptive guys in the realm of insight and analyzing people consistently realizing how much keith tries and would not laugh at his genuine communication