#rxcketroulette

"and so you see when you kill a nobody they don't actually die, they get 'recompleted and come back as a real person so technically-"

"..."

"what? no I'm not trying to 'rationalize murder', I'm just telling you that when you say I 'killed people' it's a bit misleading."

"..."

"...alright this is gonna sound really bad but hear me out ok? heartless aren't people so that doesn't count either."

Mysterious Onyx discovers women. 6/10 this one shouts a lot.

idk what to put on this one I just thought it was cute lol

I would have my lawyer inform them very truthfully that I have no idea where these things came from. and I would also inform them that I definitely did not steal these from a greasy ass one-eyed man, nor was I in possession of these items before or during the events of KH3 :)

edit: adding this on bc one of my twitter followers asked me what's inside and I had to bust out The Video again LMAO

based on this fuckin dude I saw on twitter LMAO

immediately made me think of Riku