Aug 24, 2015
rxbxcxp replied to your post:364
Eh. Got that new upgrade. Shut me down for quite a while.
*rubs hands together* Ohooo lemme see, lemme see!
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rxbxcxp replied to your post:364
Eh. Got that new upgrade. Shut me down for quite a while.
*rubs hands together* Ohooo lemme see, lemme see!
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HOT DAMN!
Send me “Hot Damn!” and my character will rate the attractiveness of your character on a scale of 1 - 10
/thins lips/ 9. Only because I’m 10 but if I’m not included, its a 10. Look at your upgrades. Mm!
♝
Nonsexual acts of Intimacy
Wilhelm’s eye was acting up again. Probably because of the rot and really no matter how many times Jack reminded the cyborg about it, he can’t seem to do anything that would stop it permanently. Replacing it could only do so much. But the pain was tolerable.
“Jack, it’s fine. I’m fine.”
“No.” Was Jack’s stubborn reply.
The Hyperion CEO patted his lap and gestured the other to lie down. “Chop, chop, pumpkin. I don’t have all day!” He could’ve just directed Wilhelm to the nearby laboratory but that would take time and effort on his account. He was in a comfy position on a comfy couch. The only reason he’d get up is if he got bored.
“Well? I’m waiting.”
Wilhelm the Robot Part 1
nxrcissxs: god I love SpongeBob refs, imagine claptrap as SponegBob and Wilhelm as Mr Krabs!!
CL4P-TP: Let's see, in the movie the robots didn't have a sense of humor! They couldn't laugh. Hey, Wilhelm!!!
Wilhelm: What?
CL4p-TP: Athena just told me a hilarious joke and I thought you might like to hear it!
Wilhelm: Well, let's hear it.
CL4p-TP: Okay, here it goes! Uhh, how'd it go Athena?
Athena: What? Uhhh, it went, umm, uhh, let's see, uhh... why couldn't the 11-year-old get into the pirate movie?
Wilhelm: Why?
Athena: It was rated "Arr!" Because it's... about... pi....rates?
Wilhelm: ... Athena. That was .... horrible.
CL4P-TP: [gasps] Not even a chuckle. See, Athena? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... [zooms in on him] ...a robot!
rxbxcxp: adjoiasdj
nxrcissxs: Athena: There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, Claptrap. Even I agree that yes, it was horrid. The only reason you think Wilhelm is fully robotic is because you watched that stupid movie.
rxbxcxp: HAHAHHAHA
[ D I G I T A L M E S S A G E ] Dr. Samuels' arm is done.
“Oh niiiice! Lemme just fix some stuff here aaand I’ll be seeing you two later.”
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Family Dinner
rxbxcxp: Jack and co at a sushi place
nxrcissxs: Yes
rxbxcxp: Wilhelm takes the whole buffet table
nxrcissxs: Imagine it okay
dr-samuels: jack has wilhelm mutilate sammy, they all go out to eat after
nxrcissxs: They're just eating
rxbxcxp: sdfbgdxnfhcgv
guiding-4n631: NO, I haven't eaten yet and everything is CLOSED
rxbxcxp: DFDSFSDFSDF
guiding-4n631: R U D E
nxrcissxs: Sammy armless
nxrcissxs: Eating crab
guiding-4n631: Wait, you're taking both now?
dr-samuels: except my arm...
rxbxcxp: There's anesthetic don't worry!
nxrcissxs: Dont talk with your mouth full
nxrcissxs: r00d
dr-samuels: don't make me slap you with my severed limb
rxbxcxp: dghjkh
guiding-4n631: XD
nxrcissxs: DO IT AND ILL POKE YOUR BONE
guiding-4n631: Leave her alone or your music is TOAST
dr-samuels: I'LL PUT BLOOD ON YOUR FISH
guiding-4n631: > : CC
"Of all the things I've heard, that hurt the most."
Send me a sentence for my muse’s reaction.
Jack gritted his teeth, trying to calm himself down. He lost control, didn’t he? The eye of the Destroyer was gone and there was no way to get it back. Yelling at it won’t work let alone force his vault hunters to it.
He sighed, turning the ECHO back on. It took a moment for him to gather his words.
“I’m… I’m sorry, Wilhelm. I lost my cool there. Just. I… Get back to the station. Take the rest of the day off. I’m… I’m going to… Just. Whatever. See you.”
Jack, are you awake? You should be in your room.
/Zzzz