“there has to be some dark magic that is a part of this town. nothing can keep everyone trapped her that doesn’t have some dark magic involved in it. i’m sorry, it just isn’t possible.”

“this has to be some sort of weasley prank gone wrong or something. i really don’t want to be trapped in this town for who knows how long.”

“where are all the good looking people here? like hogwarts had only a couple and it seems like this place has even less.”

“this place is definitely not hogwarts... or even england.” the witch said softly. she went up to the first person she saw. “excuse me, but what is this place?”

“Hey! This suit costs more than your house, come here and apologize for stepping on my shoe!” “Hay is for horses you fuck! Shut up and suck it up I ain’t apologizing when you stuck your foot out in the walk way! Shoulda kept it under your table?” “Looking for trouble, ehhh?” “Excuse me you’re the one looking for trouble. You think just because I’m a girl in a dress that I won’t knock your jaw out of place?” “Like you could even reach me shorty!” “Try me bastard!”