caleb knows that there’s an insane number of people that are currently living on earth — seven billion, if he’s going to guess — so he doesn’t constantly have his guard up, WAITING for the day that he finds the other. one hundred and twenty-three (nearly twenty-four) years later, he doesn’t think he could have been prepared for how he turns and nearly gets the breath KNOCKED right out of him — he’s sure it would have been more dramatic if he actually breathed on a regular basis. he can’t help but watch them for a moment , trying to make sure that it’s them before he makes a move to walk towards them. ❝ you’ve updated from yer old clothes! ❞ not the best thing to say to somebody after you ABANDONED them, but the best for a touchy subject, he believes.
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“it’s just... you don’t get it--- you’re never gonna get it.” they run their hands through their hair, trying desperately to find this perfect way to explain how they’re feeling. but, hugo’s not going through a simple conflict... it’s major, and can’t be easily described to others. “ever since i came back it’s been so HARD... i’m at war with myself over who i really am, and no matter how hard i try to stop it, i can’t. because there’s no end in sight when i’m this messed up. i just-- i’m an it, not a ‘who’.” he’s overwhelmed-- hugo rarely gets so open about his internal struggles, but this time it got to be too much to hold in and he was no longer able to without a full scale breakdown. not that this isn’t far from that. “i’m supposed to be a boy, i’m not supposed to wear skirts and knee highs and makeup, i’m gross and weird and it’s not alright anymore.”
who threatens to leave but never actually does?: elliot
who actually keeps their word and leaves?: tristan
who trashes the house?: elliot, deffo
do either of them get physical?: i don’t think so ??
how often do they argue/disagree?: not often
who is the first to apologize?: oh man idek they’re both kinda stubborn. i guess elliot. it depends on the fight i think
SEX
who is on top?: tristan
who is on bottom?: elliot
who has the strangest desires?: uhhhh i would say neither but i guess elliot only because he’s kinky af
any kinks?: hAHAHAHA HAVE U MET ELLIOT
who’s dominant in bed?: tristan
is head ever in the equation?: of course
if so, who is better at performing it?: oh fuck, probably elliot
ever had sex in public?: uhhh maybe ??? v plausible but also sounds like such a bad idea considering their relationship is on the low
who moans the most?: elliot
who leaves the most marks?: jeeeees, i dunno. maybe tristan???
who screams the loudest?: lol elliot
who is the more experienced of the two?: uhhh idk, tie probs
do they fuck or make love?: both, but more fucking than anything
rough or soft?: rOUGH
how long do they usually last?: idk they’re young and horny and multiple orgasms are a thing
is protection used?: nah not at this point
does it ever get boring?: no
where’s the strangest place they’ve ever had sex?: movie theater bathroom
FAMILY
do your muses plan on having children?: i don’t think so
if so, how many children do your muses want?: none???
who is the favorite parent?: probably elliot
who is the authoritative parent?: tristan
who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: elliot
who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: elliot
who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: tristan
who goes to parent-teacher interviews?: both
who changes the diapers?: tristan
who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: tristan bc he’s up
who spends the most time with the children?: both
who packs their lunch boxes?: this one i can’t tell, probably tristan because he wakes up early though
who gives their children the talk?: both
who cleans up after the kids?: both
who worries the most?: elliot
who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: tristan
AFFECTION
who likes to cuddle?: elliot!!
who is the little spoon?: elliot!
who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: both
who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?: elliot probs
how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: idk a pretty long time
who gives the most kisses?: elliot definitely
what is their favorite non-sexual activity?: tristan loves driving around until everything is scenic and pulling over and kind of just relaxing, and elliot takes pictures and maybe they hotbox the car and just talk and chill for a few hours and it’s nice and cathartic and just a really nice break from having to hide things and being cooped up in their apartment
where is their favorite place to cuddle?: their room, probably
who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: elliot
how often do they time to themselves?: pretty frequently
SLEEPING
who snores?: neither
if both do, who snores the loudest?: neither
do they share a bed or sleep separately?: share a bed, unless elliot’s parents are in town.
if they sleep together do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: cozy up together
who talks in their sleep?: elliot but i feel like it’s less talking and more the occasional super quiet lil mumble
what do they wear to bed?: underwear probably
are either of your muses insomniacs?: tristan
can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: for tristan, yeah.
do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: wrapped around each other i think
who wakes up with bed hair?: both of them
who wakes up first?: tristan
who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: tristan
what is their favorite sleeping position?: i dunno??? probably spooning
who hogs the sheets?: elliot but not on purpose
do they set an alarm each night?: yeah, but tristan’s is his phone on vibrate so he doesn’t wake up elliot
can a television be found in their bedroom?: yeah
who has nightmares?: tristan.
who has ridiculous dreams?: also tristan
who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: elliot
who makes the bed?: tristan
what time is bed time?: 12/1-ish if they’ve got school or tristan has work, otherwise fuck bedtime
any routines/rituals before bed?: i don’t think so
who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: elliot, i think
WORK
who is the busiest?: both of them
who rakes in the highest income?: elliot
are any of your muses unemployed?: elliot
who takes the most sick days?: i think elliot is more likely to indulge and say fuck it and miss a class or whatever
who is more likely to turn up late to work?: see above
who sucks up to their boss?: tristan’s not sucked up to his boss, maybe elliot if he has to
what are their jobs?: tristan’s a part-time mechanic and apple genius
who stresses the most?: tristan
do your muses enjoy or despise their occupations?: he kinda hates the apple store
are your muses financially stable?: elliot is, tristan’s kinda
HOME
who does the washing?: both
who takes out the trash?: tristan
who does the ironing?: lol idek
who does the cooking?: elliot or take out
who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: tristan
who is messier?: elliot
who leaves the toilet roll empty?: neither
who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: elliot
who forgets to flush the toilet?: i don’t know i feel like neither
who is the prankster around the house?: elliot
who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: bOTH
who mows the lawn?: no lawn
who answers the telephone?: elliot
who does the vacuuming?: tristan
who takes the longest to shower?: elliot
who spends the most time in the bathroom?: elliot!!!!
MISC
is money a problem?: not for elliot, but for tristan
how many cars do they own?: two i think
do they own their home or do they rent?: rent
do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: uhh neither
do they live in the city or in the country?: city
do they enjoy their surroundings?: yeah, i think so
what’s their song?: i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: elliot texts tristan constantly because he’s bored af
where did they first meet?: their apartment
how did they first meet?: they’re roommates
who spends the most money when out shopping?: elliot
who’s more likely to flash their assets?: elliot but only because tristan has none
who finds it amusing when the other trips?: tristan but he’d feel so bad at the same time
any mental issues?: tristan’s bipolar
who’s terrified of bugs?: i don’t think either
who kills the spiders around the house?: tristan, but he rather let them outside
their favorite place?: i think their apartment only because that’s where things are really simple
who pays bills?: elliot
do they have any fears for their future?: i think that their relationship is fleeting, it’s not exactly the most stable thing in the world
who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: elliot
who uses up all the hot water?: probably elliot only bc tristan takes quick showers
who’s the tallest?: tristan
who’s more likely to just randomly hop in the shower with the other?: elliot, i think
who wanders around in their underwear?: both
who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: elliot
what do they tease each other about?: i feel like their accents and the way they pronounce things differently but it’s all v sweet
who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: i don’t think either
do they have mutual friends?: yeah, a few
who crushed first?: elliot
any alcohol or substance related problems?: tristan used to be a drug addict, elliot kinda hides occasional drug use from him.
who is more likely to stumble home drunk at 3 am?: elliot
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tristan drummed his fingers against the steering wheel as he waited for the light to change, casually glancing at elliot every now and then in the periphery of his vision. he felt refreshingly light -- as if he weren’t polluted what that heavy-empty feeling that typically consumed him. that was the best part of a high, he supposed. not feeling how sad you actually are. the light changed, and the car lurched forward, his fingers still drumming as he sang along to the song they were listening to. “et chaque soir que je m’endors et te cerre contre moi...” it was nice to have the blond around without having to lie and sneak out at some overwhelmingly large event. to have it be something simple that they didn’t have to explain to anyone else. “hear me out -- i say, fuck manhattan, let’s drive out to my dad’s place in the hamptons. ‘cause no one’s there, so.” he said the last word as if that explained everything, as if that justified leaving the city (where there were things to do) and driving three hours to visit an empty beach house.
