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Look like a fucking egg but lmao ✌🏻

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Cosplaying femme Heisenberg tomorrow let's fuckin' gooooooo
If anyone is at EGX tomorrow and sees a Heisenberg in a wheelchair scudding about the joint it meeeeee lmao
So I'm working on the latest chapter for Insurgence (I have like nine chapters already written up so I have a decent backlog to post without people waiting too long) and it's a pretty crucial scene. So, watch out for it in the future. For now? This is the song that's inspiring it 👀
(Also, in the next chapter or so we FINALLY get a spicy smut scene. Had to do it to 'em.)
So does anyone else constantly have like five word documents open and refuses to close them because object permanence is A Thing and you just maniacally bounce between them all like a pinball machine when you get stuck on one so you work on the other and the cycle just continues until one of them eventually gets finished or is it just me
Is it just my phone or is the tumblr app as useful as an ashtray on a fucking motorbike like it has a tantrum when I try to switch blogs to check notifications and sometimes will just straight up crash or not let me type to make posts sometimes

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Guess who just wrote themselves into a corner by setting up a cool scene only to remember they’re a Certified Fucking Dumbass ™ with no ideas how I’m gonna get the character outta this pickle
Can I justify spending £95 on a Heisenberg body pillow?
Absolutely not. But it’s still tempting.
What are some of your ideas? Without giving too much away, of course
Okay, SO
For ages now behind the scenes, I've been writing some stuff up that I'm always like 'yeah nah, that'll never see the light of day' because for me, that's how I take pressure off myself and actually write something instead of agonising over it. So what I tend to do is open up a doc, write until bored/stuck, switch to next project, do same, switch, etc.
One is based on the freedom fighter s/o that I wrote up a headcanon for aaaages ago, and ended up coming up with this whole underground movement that had codenames based on God's archangels. In my defense, I was watching Supernatural and was left unsupervised. Also ended up calling the group Mayday just because I happened to be on a Handmaid's tale kick at the same time, and it was a place holder until I came up with something original lmao
Another was one where the reader is a cadou implantation where Miranda went 'ah beans, this one failed. YEET' and hucked them deep into the forest and underground cave systems, and they basically get lycan runts that they form a pack with, with them as an alpha. Basically reader is a scrappy little shit that amuses Heisenberg plenty.
I had another which was heavily inspired by the piece 'Heisenberg's Bride' on AO3 (seriously, an excellent read you can find here, 10/10 would highly recommend) but with the twist that like, you know how Dimitrescu has 'children'? Miranda was like "let's give my boy this 'child' made out of his cadou I probably still have knocking around, this'll be fine." Like it's a bit daddy kink ish if you really squint at it? Basically Heis and the reader is like "This'll really piss in her cornflakes if we have a romantic relationship and snub her." This one will probably need a lot of changes if it ever got published since it's very close to what I got inspired by and I don't wanna be a shitheel and copy basically, but I liked the premise
The one I'm currently only like two pages in is "make this reader with she/her pronouns an absolute scrappy bastard who is down to fight at any given time" and reader is basically a tavern owner who will protect her bar at any given costs, Heis turns up for a drink, is amused, starts coming more regularly because this firecracker of a human keeps getting into fights and calling people assholes and it's p funny to watch
So yeah, if any of these tickle your fancy, please lemme know and I'll see what I can do about putting a couple pages out! Basically I'm real neuro-divergent and can't stay focused on one thing at a time and concentration is fleeting lmao