"Ah ha! Nancy! You're also here at the Resort?", I asked. "Yes o! I'm here to catch up with Nature, be in tune with myself and capture the gloriousness that the Universe has to offer plus the altitude of the Earth....!" Nancy would respond. Nancy can be DEEP and PROFOUND ehn????!!!! And that's why I LUVVVVVVVVVVVVV her abso-frigging-lutely! HAPPY BIRTHDAY @nancyisimeofficial aka NancySlay aka Miss Valentine aka Miss Telecoms Nigeria aka Nancy the Queen of USHERS (who no Sabi Nancy for Ushering jobs in the early 2000s) aka The Long Legged one! Gurl, You deserve the affection that you kept trying to pour into others. You deserve the same motivation that you tried to inspire in others. You deserve the high of happy, without the low of sadness. You deserve the joy of being spoiled, without the catch of having to repay. You deserve the relaxation of trust, without the paranoia of betrayal. You deserve to be confident, without the reminder to be humble. You deserve to look at your reflection with eyes of awe, not judgment. You deserve to be held forever, not for a night. You deserve to be first, second, and third. You deserve to have everything you want. You deserve this POWER! It is who you are and who you will always be! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DARLING! (Enjoy this slide of pictures... It was a herculean task finding them). 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 P.S: Bet you'd like to know that Nancy used to squat in @yemialade 's room in SkyView hostel (abi what's the name of that blue hostel near Oyadiran Estate, Sabo?) during their Unilag days. Na BABA GOD say make @officialbovi no give me Microphone on Thur.... I for spill things! #runsofftohide #happybirthday #nancyisimeofficial #nancyisime #winterwonderland #nancyis30 #denrele #30thbirthday (at Osapa London Lekki Lagos) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXq3Uo_sWyi/?utm_medium=tumblr

Men are buying Penis Enlargement for the same V*gina our Ladies are buying Tightening Cream for. And you expect us to progress as a Nation when we're working against each other! #RunsOffToHide Outfit: @wole.job #latenight (at Monarch Event Centre Lekki Lagos) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUGacqKMmm_/?utm_medium=tumblr

IT'S THE SHORT F**KER'S BIRTHDAY! All day, everyday sef! And I decided to wish the BRIEF JUGUNU @amsantiagoroberts aka MimiAno, Punjah Lisco, Black Bambino, Gboviana (and some I can't even pen down) a CRAZY BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION TODAY! Yes, I know... it was YESTERDAY but I can do as I please! Last text I got from this SHORT BOBËSX was on the first premiere of the AvengersEndgame; "I'm calling you guys and you're declining my call. Make I know wetin to do or make I dey go house". VERY TYPICAL! IMPATIENT AND ANNOYING! It's a SHORT STATE of MIND! "Oh and this is Santiago, CEO Miss Tourism Nig, Men's Fashion Week Nig, Mr Universe Nig & Content Director, Linda Ikeji TV......" I have to say everytime when it's time for introductions.... Jeez SANTIAGO, your CV and portfolio of work is a mouthful (Just like you keep getting endless mouthfuls.....#RunsOffToHide)! My Nationality confused Brah; Fearless in every sense, Irrespective of every tense! I recall your first show in Owerri (2007 or so) and you contracted me as the Host. I thought I was answering a correct person until I arrived. We were stranded in that zone for a bit! And your state of PANIC is truly one to watch; you still have it till date! My insides hurt with laughter from watching you squirm! ● Mr Sensitive, you dare NOT mess with Santiago and his BRAND! I'm still reading the screen munchies from yesterday! And can I add; He's got more Network & NetWorth than the Internet sef! You're still a teenager at heart, Eating in your bed is routine, Early-bird dinners are not your style, Midnight pizza is more your scene. No one has a right to call you old, You can still pass for middle aged, All your parts hurt but still work, With the right nip, tuck and "massage". THE BEST TRAVEL COMPANION EVER! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMALL BOY! LLNP*** (at Atlantis, The Palm) https://www.instagram.com/denrele_edun/p/BwwKwsBHVKc/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q32j5bc0t089