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ćAaravos liveblogs The Dragon PrincećSeason 1, Episode 1
(Note from the mun: Probably best experienced by reading it while watching the episode yourself? Unless you have great memory of the episodeās details, I assume. I didnāt flesh out the descriptions of the individual scenes because the following text alone took me more than three hours and is 12 pages in Word already. Sadly, I forgot to add time stamps. I might edit them in later if I have the time but I hope that itāll be possible to follow the script without them for now.
With that said, have fun!)
Ā *The Intro plays. Magical birds are flying over the waves of an ocean.*
Oh, oh my starsā¦ Iām getting a lump in my throat right off the batā¦I can watch Xadia everyday thanks to my arcanumās ability to see into the beyond. Yet, this feelsā¦different. How long has it been since Iāve walked freely in its wonderful landscape, felt the soothing breeze of the Xadian s-
WHAT THE! HOLY SHOOTING STAR! THAT IS MY VOICE. I ā what
*His brain enters a state of frantic confusion.*
????!!!???!! Thisā¦this is so surreal. Forgive me but Iām ā as you people say ā absolutely losing it.
ā¦.
Ā ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
That is- I just canāt believe it.
That Is Me! Iām in the Netflix. My voice is actually, really, in the Netflix!!
*He burries his hands in his hair with excitement. His initial fear is forgotten.*
Ā [āā¦rich in magic and wonder.ā]
No offense, but I sound GOOD. I mean, technically I know that. But hearing myself like this is so different from hearing my voice from my own perspective.
*He squeals in anticipation.*
This is so awesome.
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Oh, the music is so sweetā¦
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That dragon isā¦well, I guess I can try to ignore himā¦
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ā¦Why is he in every shot? Do we really need him to explain the arcanums? Heās not that great. Believe me.
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Ok, the flight effect is really spectacular. I have to admit that.
Still, stupid dragon.
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[āā¦a human mageā¦ā]
OHHHHH I remember that one *he growls*
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[āā¦discovered new magicā¦ā]
Yeah, I bet you ādiscoveredā it. I wonder how you ādiscoveredā it. Iād really like to know. You gotta enlighten me about that ādiscoveryā of yours.
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In loving memory of those poor birds.
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OH! OH! OH MY STARS! There I am!! Itās me!!! Hey, I actually look decent for a change. Sigh, I miss my old wardrobe. That scarf was my favourite. So silky and soft.
Also, not to brag, but my hair? Nice.
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Sigh, poor humans. It breaks my heart everytime I think of the splitā¦
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Still forever impressed that they managed to draw an actual lava line through all of Xadia.
Thatās some true dedication to the cause of hating each other. But I guess if it fuels your ambitionsā¦who am I to judgeā¦you idiotsā¦
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Oh, Thunderā¦my cherishedā¦friendā¦
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[āBut in the eve of last Winterās Turnā¦ā]
*He inhales sharply*
Ohā¦this is where the future beginsā¦I have yet to experience what is about to be shownā¦
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Unspeakable dark magic? *He rubs his temples, visibly annoyed.*
Yeah, I already have an idea what that might have been.
You idiots. All of you. Dragons, elves, humans, all idiots!
ā¦
Iām really carrying myself with a lot of grace in this narration. Good job, future me! I can assure you, that is probably not what I have felt on the inside.
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Welps, guess there goes your family tree, Thunder. My condolences.
ā¦
[āNow the world stands on the edge of all-out war.ā]
Iām pretty sure I smashed my head on the table after that line. Again?! AGAIN?! HAVE YOU NOT LEARNED ANYTHING? You incredible fools?!! You like this, donāt you? This is fun for you, thereās no other explanation. Why else would you imbeciles continue to fight each other like little, immature, bratty kindergarden children.
Itās āARGHASFADADSF
The worst part is ā I knew all of this from the very beginning. Why did I ā why do I even bother with helping youā¦
*He takes a deep breath.*
Calm down, calm doooownā¦ *he hums*
Anger is not good for your soul. Youāll just get bitter and start to come up with horrible revenge fantasies. Itās not worth it. Remember that. Caaaaalmā¦..
ā¦ā¦..
Ok. Iām feeling better.
Letās continue.
ā¦
Is-is that boy drooling on his glow toad? Poor thingā¦but that begs the question, why does he let it sleep in his bed in the first place. I would not recommend thatā¦at all. *He shudders.*
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Oh, thatās a very impressive drawing of a drag-ā¦ā¦ā¦..marshmallow monster? Really?...well, I guess, thatāsā¦human imaginationā¦veryā¦cute.
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Yeah no, I donāt think the glow toad was scaredā¦
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Oh my, that poor guard is dead. So many moonshadow elves? Not a chance.
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Aaaaand, of course he trips.
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Iām about to eat my cloak. She let him go.
You might as well turn yourself in as voluntary dragon breakfast now.
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HHHHeeey!! Whatās that greasy dude doing in front of my mirror?
Donāt touch it! I hate it when there are grease spots on the glass.
Well, I guess those humans successfully raided Thunderās lair. At least Iāll have more sunshine now.
Heyheyhey, I said donāt touch it!
Itās not like you could understand any of those runes anyways.
ā¦
What? He is the High Mage? I have foreseen that the High Mage of Katolis will be important to me. But I expected somethingā¦else.
Can I never be lucky? Is that what I get for being so kind, so gracious, so willing to sacrifice myself to help you all? Couldnāt fate be nice to me for a change?
Sigh, guess thatās what I have to work with now.
This better not be too tiringā¦
I mean, he slew Thunder. Thatās something. I guessā¦
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Noooo, donāt cover the mirror. My sunshine, remember? At least let me have that. Iāve only seen cave walls for the last couple of centuries. Iād love to have a little change of scene.
Damn.
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*Harrow rising*
āI woke up like this.ā
With perfect hair and perfectly dressed. Ah yes, very realistic. Just like me, every morning. (Iāll never tell you if thatās sarcasm or not.)
ā¦
Oh yes, execute him!
Ok, sorry, I guess that came out a little too excitedā¦*cough*
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That birdās nice.
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That birdās name isā¦well, I guess itās a name.
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Heās surprisingly calm considering he and his whole crew are about to be violently murdered by moonshadow assassins.
Thatās some startouch-level coolness.
Impressive.
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[āā¦we must find them todayā¦ā]
Yeaaaah, good luck with thatā¦
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Moonshadow elves are always so dramatic when it comes to their acrobatics.
Yeees, youāre very cool. A real ninja. Here, have a pat on the back. Now go back and play with the others.
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Please donāt tell me you think veteran moonshadow assassins canāt tell the difference between blood and moonberry juiceā¦
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Aaaand, you think they canāt. *He slaps his forehead.*
Iām foresing that a great assassin career lies ahead of you. Yes, really.
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*Cough* Wh-who is this very good looking fella, holy shooting starā¦
I mean.
Who is this?
He looks important. Like an important elf. Probably their leader.
Yes, that must be it. I just deduced that. Iām very smart.
*The coughing intensifies.*
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*He sees the necklace.*
Nooooooooo, he is betrothed.
Whyyyyyyy fate. Wonāt you let me have anything?
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Didā¦did he just fall for the moonberry trick?
Youāre very beautiful but forgive me, that was very dumb.
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This faceā¦my starsā¦
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦..
Ā ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.
ā¦ā¦ā¦..What on earth is going on with me? Focus you dumb, old startouch elf.
Itās not like you to be so easily impressed with others. Thereās absolutely no reason for that.
Heās just a boring, average moonshadow elf.
Whatever those weird, inexplicable, mushy feelings in your stomach are, we are done with those.
No more silly touchy-feely emotions.
Ok, letās get back on track.
Ha, see, you have no power over me, you ridiculously pretty moonshadow elf!
Glad we sorted that out.
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Yeah, he can see that.
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That human village looks pretty sweet actually.
I wonder if they sell bread.
Iād love to have some bread now.
Wait, what?
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Ah, jelly tarts. I remember those. Never liked them. Not enough chocolate. How can they make pastry. Without chocolate. I will never understand.
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Those areā¦some impressive lashes.
Apparently modern day humans in Katolis like to put make-up on their pets?
Isnāt that animal cruelty? Is nobody concerned?
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That toad is definitely smarter when it comes to this whole jelly tart stealing businessā¦
Itās a bit sad to watch.
Well, at least it helped the human kid out.
Enjoy your tarts. Your sad, little, chocolate-less tartsā¦
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Ah, that knight looks like a very smart person.
Ā Ā Not.
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He seems as enthusiastic about teaching the artist boy as I am about working together with the greasy wizard.
I relate to you, not very smart but at least good-at-your-trade knight.
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Geez, this sword fighting lesson is a tragedy.
Iāve read startouch law books that were more uplifting.
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Love amongst the dragons? Sigh, really?
Such an overrated book. Too many dragons.
Ok ok, the love story part is kind of cute.
I guess.
Not that I would know.
As I have never read it.
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I want to take a moment to thank the universe for not having siblings.
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I mean, 300 years is nothing. So sheās kinda right? Itās pretty new?
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*Slaps his face*
No you canāt do it now. That was a bad idea.
Youāre noticing that yourself, arenāt you?
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Is this how you humans court each other?.............
That explainsā¦.a lotā¦.
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Oh? What? He didnāt really stab you? You donāt say. I thought you were dead for real. What a shocking twist of events.
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Hehe, pushing around those little figures was always the best part of any political meeting.
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This conversation is off to a rocky start. Donāt do your children dirty like that.
You are evidently muddying the mood of your kids.
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We have visitors from Xadiaā¦unwanted visitorsā¦look at meeā¦Iām the human mageā¦Iām so importantā¦with my condescending voiceā¦Iām so powerfuuuuulā¦for I am the human mageā¦
I feel the sudden urge to throw myself from the highest bookshelf in my library.
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Yes. Yes, I think youāre an idiot, Soren.
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[āā¦Youāre saying theyāll kill the king?ā]
Yeah right. As if Callum could have heard that down there in the courtyard.
He has human ears, not elf ears. *wiggles them in annoyance without noticing*
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[āā¦āunstoppable: is just another kind of āstoppableā.ā]
Thatāsā¦notā¦what?
My head hurts.
Is this the future of dark magic in Katolis?
Iām very concerned now.
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14 and three quarters?
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
This kingdom doesnāt need any enemies. Itāll take itself down all on its own.
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[āThink fast.ā]
As fast as you, three-quarter-boy?
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Ah yes, the moonshadow elves. Their leader is talking. He sounds very distressed.
I mean. They murdered the dragon. I understand. I would be very distressed, too.
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Uh-oh, no, please donāt bind your lives to-
Sighā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦moonshadow elves are so, so very dramatic. Itās painful.
Really annoying a thousand years ago, still really annoying today.
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Yes, life is precious. Very good, very well observed. So why do you idiots throw it away with stupid binding curses like that?
Your assassin career would be just fine without your silly, theatrical honour codes, that you cling to in order to give your life a deeper meaning but that are ultimately very useless and very dumb.
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You really had to flex your arm like that just to illustrate the binding of the ribbon, didnāt you, moonshadow leader? That was totally necessary. Sure.
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Ahā¦.Runaanā¦that isā¦a nice name.
Which I just assessed factually, neutrally, in a very matter-of-fact manner.
I just noticed. Nothing more.
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[āWhat if they know weāre coming?ā]
Thatās the face of somebody who messed up big time.
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[āNo, I donāt want a stupid jelly tart!ā]
Ah, yes. Finally somebody who gets it!
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Ok, I have to admitā¦I feel for them thoughā¦ Poor children.
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[āā¦closet full of moon sweaters.ā]
*Bursts into laughter*
Closet full of moon sweaters!! Thatās-OHHHH Curses! *he growls*
You got me there. Shame on me. Wonāt happen a second time. I promise you that!
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Flopflopflopflopflop
You knowā¦the sound of the moon mothās wingsā¦right?
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Yesssss, dramatic horse chase. Follow the moon sweater moth!
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Well, guess he justā¦broke off that engagement.
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Ohhhh, pretty sparkles!!
See? Weāre perfect for each other.
He likes sparkles. I sparkle.
A match made in heaven!
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Soren, they-theyāre right in front of you!!
Is this the amount of effort you put into protecting your kingdom? When it is at the brink of freaking war?! Forget the moonshadow elves, youāre the biggest threat to Katolisā safetyā¦
God, Iām getting a headache.
I hope your father is a bit...brighter or I might have to let the elves and dragons win this thing.
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[āYou lied to me!ā]
Ohhhhh, heās so fierce when heās angryā¦
I would never lie to you! *hums*
Ā Well, because I canāt lie. Which is very annoying sometimesā¦
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[āRunaan, Iām sorry!ā]
Something tells me that this wonāt convince him.
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[āYou let him live but youāve killed us all!ā]
Whoa, Runaan, calm down. Sheās a kid. Iām sure thatās not very good for her mental well-being. Cut her some slack.
If this was so important then maybe you should have taken out that soldier yourself. Didnāt occur to you back then? Nope, I donāt think so. Donāt blame her now because you were so bad at planning ahead.
*Shakes his head*
Moonshadow assassin leadersā¦
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Ā Oh, that was it? Already?
That wasā¦surprisingly fun. Not the soul-crushing existential crisis I was anticipating.
What does it say here? Next episode in five seconds?
Well, I wonāt say no to thatā¦
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