Ironhide x Ratchet, Ironhide x Optimus (Or just choose one if you dont want to do both :) )
Send a ship & I will answer....
Who is a night owl: both of them.
Who is a morning person: Optimus.
Are they cuddlers: nnnot really. Not publicly, anyway. PDA is always kept to a good minimum.
Who is the big spoon: Optimus.
Who is the little spoon: Ironhide.
What is their favourite sleeping position: on their sides, face-to-face with Ironhide curled up into Optimus’ chest.
Who steals all the blankets: Ironhide.
What they wear to bed: n/a
Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: if you really think about it ‘Hide would totally enjoy stealing Optimus’ clothes and wearing them.
Who falls asleep mid-conversation: probably Ironhide. Poor mecha can’t keep a healthy sleep schedule to save his life.
Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: both.
Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: probably ‘Hide.
Who can’t keep their hands to themself: definitely ‘Hide.
Who said “I love you” first: mmmaybe Prime? I don’t see either of them admitting it very willingly honestly.
Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background: both, although Ironhide probably doesn’t know Optimus has him as his background.
Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: Ironhide leaves doodles since he can’t read any written Cybertronian languages. Optimus takes advantage of this and leaves love notes for Ironhide to not-read.
Who buys the other cheesy gifts: neither. Not really their thing.
Who initiated the first kiss: probably Ironhide.
Who kisses the other awake in the morning: depends who wakes up in the morning first.
Who starts tickle fights: surprisingly, Optimus.
Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: Ironhide.
Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: neither because neither of them ever remember to refuel properly.
Who was nervous and shy on the first date: both.
Who kills/takes out the spiders: probably ‘Hide but neither of them really care.
Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: Ironhide the fraggin’ lightweight.