im sorry there is no way i could ever think spamton is sexy. you can show me a sexy spamton and it does not register as spamton. thats your sleazeball salesman OC who looks like spamton, but he is not spamton. spamton is a bug to me. not in any sort of HR giger sexy monster-fucker's wet dream bug, but instead clipart of a cartoon beetle compressed to 50x50 resolution. he cant fuck tenna because he has 3 poses, all of which physically hurt to touch because of how crusty he is. he wants to sell you fart flavored gum.










