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[I’ve only got one chance at this. Turns out a gig as the Valkyrie only has limited benefits.] Audrey put her hands over Sammy’s as a sign of comfort. Audrey’s induction into the COV was conditional and it was made clear that a close eye was being kept on her. Mostly in case she tried to contact the Raiders or just make a run for it. 

“Ex...cuse me?” Moe knocked on the side of the garage door and peered inside. She wasn’t sure she had the right place, but it paid to make sure if she didn’t want a shotgun shoved into her face. “Are you... Sammy?” That sounded like a man’s name, so that left Moe a little confused.

I hope I got Sammy right! 

“You’ll have to C A T C H me first!”

Her gentle shakes did little to stir the sleeping man. He was simply deep in sleep. Dreaming of random thoughts and unlikely scenarios of him swimming in a LARGE cup of coffee. His body shuffled at her touch, not breaking from the slumber. Not until her wings sprouted like that of an angel’s and glowed with such an intensity that Javin thought that he was dying. Blue eyes shot open and the runner nearly leaped from the bed, a loud gasp coming from his lips, his eyebrows raised in surprise. “Please, no otra vez!" His heart pounded, loud and fast but nothing like when he would run. This was from something else, surprise. His eyes had a hard time adjusting from the blaring light and a hand raised to cover his eyes. “Hey there, what gives?” He asked, voice groggy waking up from sleep he had just come from. “Is the place on fire or something?” Rubbing at his eyes, they adjust to see a small teenage girl and instantly his expression of exhaustion quickly morphs into confusion. “Uh… amiga, where am I?”

     Zer0 stared down at the little bouncing teenager, his arms crossed over his chest as he watched the act. It was slightly amusing that she wanted to travel with the assassin, he wouldn’t object he just wasn’t sure if Moxxi would appreciate him taking her assistant out. “Have you asked Moxxi? I’ll only take you out then, if you reply yes.”

Audrey: [THE GAME CRASHED, RHYS! God-RHYS, DAMMIT! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, RHYS! Are you fucking kidding me, Rhys..] Sammy: ”There’s no way rhys’-”  Audrey: [I can’t fucking believe it, I can not-] Sammy: “It’s unbelievable!” Audrey: [We’re Charlie fuckin’ Brown, and he’s Lucy-*static*-he keeps yankin that fucking fun football out from under us, you fucking animal, Rhys.] Sammy: ”It’s just that, when we were at Moxxi’s that was just a fuckin job, you know, we were just Joe Sixpack punchin’ the clock-” Audrey: [-right!-]  Sammy: “-I didn’t care if Rhys wasted my time back then, now we’re sirens, right- we got our own shit to do, like I can’t do this with you Rhys-”  Audrey: [‘uhhhh’- I can’t keep doing- Rhys, I got a fuckin’ bandit clan to rule, Rhys I can’t keep fuckin’ doin’ this with you, I gotta tell them Little Sister-] Sammy: *Wheezing* Audrey: [-I gotta tell them their Little Sister missed the raid, because RHYS BROKE MY SHIT!] Sammy: “Is it all gone?” Audrey: [It’s gone, dog, it’s gone. For sure, that Slagburger is in Hell.]

I may be in love with BL3 Sammy. BUT I CAN’T DRAW HATS & I’M SORRY.