I really like height jokes. X3 Like, in case that isn't obvious. I dunno, I just like 'em. I mean, I'm pretty short. Not that that has any bearing on anything.
I just see all this Tyrion on my dash and start laughing because I keep remembering my first attempt at smut and it was awkward and funny and very quickly went from angry and hot to height jokes and silliness.... I really should try going to back that eventually. Maybe. Don't tell Mars. No, do tell her! I don't even remember the title, just Nicole (...Nikki...Nick.) teasing Cicero about being a short-ass imperial and him trying not to loose his cool.













