#rubere002

                 ❛   there is no living with you grandmother. or renting. she might be an old wolf, but she can still do quite a number with that crossbow. i’ll have you know, she nearly killed me this morning. 6 am sharp. how the bloody hell was i supposed to know check out time was that early?’ he pauses for a moment, feigning a look of complete distress.        ❛   i swear, if she was x amount of decades younger, i might’ve married her.’