When I was a kid I used to have birthday parties at the local swimming pool cuz, you know, summer baby.🏊🏽♀🌞 But that's less of an option here in stupid New England, and nobody wants to see me in a swimsuit...srsly. Next week I start my new job 🤯, next month I say goodbye to my 30s😵, and clearly I'm having my midlife crisis early because I'm gonna have a goddamn roller skating birthday party.🛼🎂😂 And as such, totally putting together skate party swag bags.😂 I am an adult.🥳 #ImOldNow #Adulting #sk8life #RSVPYall #fiesta #partyprep #summertime #HolyShitImOld #rollerskateswag (at Framingham, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf0FNnDut-F/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=













