#rphelp

Sooo I friend was loving an otp and I did what a good friend would do

cuz FOR THE LOVE OF GAWDDAMN... I really need some folks to read this. cuz you're using the wrong words and its weird.

DON'T SAY PENIS. when you're writing sexy anything, don't say penis. penis is for the doctor's office, not for sexytimes. its honestly just so off-putting in a sexy environment and I have never known another gay guy disagree with that. AND YES, TRUST. IVE ASKED.

DON'T SAY MALE. nobody says "the male said hello." nobody. NO, nobody. again, its too medical, too cold. there's so many words for a guy, a fella, a dude, a man, a boy, a useless piece of... well. all perfectly acceptable terms way better than MALE. come on, now.

Like... I dunno. Do you really ever tell your lover to "Do it to me, yeah!" or stuff like that? That's straight up bad porn dialogue. The words people SAY out loud in sex are less sentence-structured and more guttural, feral. in the head? sure. type all the dialogue you want. but when your muse is actually "speaking," don't look at porn for inspiration, cuz porn is terrible acting. and you already know that, I know you do. just... I dunno. think of what YOU say during sex?

that's it. that's all. I dunno if anyone will agree or why I even thought I had any business giving my opinion. but... just trust me?

or don't, you're all good.

IF I WERE A GOD

I'D MAKE YOU ALL

BELIEVE IN ME

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