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"WOAH WOAH WOAH!" The man began flailing wildly until he managed to break free. Once both feet were firmly, very firmly, on the ground, he began to smooth himself out. "Who the HELL?"

Rascunhos para Amira

"Dammit! I stubbed my toe!" "Ugh! You smell horrible, did you step into shit?" "Oh no, the mirror! That gets my seven years of bad luck!" "Wish me luck!" "Now, that was unfortunate." "Oh shit! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to hit you!" "Hey! Watch were you step!" "Ouch! You stepped on my toe!" "Careful! Don't drop the- Ugh! Too late." "I guess, I'm out of luck!" "Where's my lucky charm? I cannot leave the house without it!" "Feeling lucky, today? Care for a little game, then?" "I swear, fate is out to get me, today!" "What was that sound? Are you alright?" "Isn't there a good luck spell, or something?" "Oh luck! A lucky clover!" "Oh no! My wallet's gone!" "I'm fine! Just hit my head!" "Be careful on the stairs! It's quite slipp- Nevermind." "Did you just threw a horseshoe at me!?"

9: Did they ever catch you masturbating?

"You have no idea, how grateful I am!" "Close your eyes and hold out your hand! I've got something for you." "Can I get a hug?" "How about, I make us dinner in bed?" "Oh, dinner in bed? You spoil me!" "What a weather! Let's stay in, today!" "Wanna built a blanket fort?" "Would you like to have a coffee/tea with me?" "Can't sleep too? Want to have a hot milk?" "I'm glad you stayed." "Are you cooking dinner for me, or setting the kitchen alight?" "I tried to cook dinner. I hope it's not too bad." "Finally a moment alone with you!" "You look stressed. Need a massage?" "I had a nightmare. Can I sleep in your bed/tent?" "Let's sleep some more. Work can wait." "Ouch! I've got a paper-cut! Can you kiss it better?" "I could kiss you, right now!" "Missed me?" "I've been only gone for three days! You act, as if I left for half a lifetime!"