#royaltysuite

Jinshi: Y/n, why did you kick that man in the face?!

Y/n: You didn't hear what he said to me...

Jinshi: Well, what did he say?

Y/n: 'What are you going to do? Kick me in the face with those short legs?'

Jinshi: 😑

Y/n, pointing to the empty air next to them: Everyone, I want you to meet my mate Rotxo. Isn't he so handsome?

Tsireya: Y/n, sweetie...

Random Metkayina: They do realize there's no one there, right?

Ao'nung: Shh, just let them have this...

Random Metkayina, whispering: ...but, he's dead though

Y/n, whipping their head sharply: WHO SAID THAT?!!!

Random Metkayina: 😶

Y/n, looking between Basen and Lihaku: ...

Basen: My Liege, is there something wrong?

Lihaku: Yes, why are you staring at us that way?

Y/n: Puppies....you two remind me of puppies *walks away*

Basen: ...

Lihaku: ...huh?

Y/n: So, uhh, you want belly scritches?

CatNap: *Ears perk up, but hisses*

Y/n: W-what did I say?

Y/n: Hey, Kissy, look what I found!

Y/n: *Holds up a plush version of them and Kissy holding hands*

Y/n: See, it’s us! I made it just for you~

Y/n, holding up a dustpan of broken ceramic: So, who broke my new Hello Kitty lamp?

Mystery, shifting closer to the door: I don’t know

Baby: Mystery did it

Jinu: Yeah, Mystery did it

Y/n, turning to see Mystery bolting out the door: …

Y/n, starting to chase: MYSTERY, BAD BOY!! GET BACK HERE!!

Y/n: Alright, boys, it’s time for….what is going on in here?

Y/n: *witnessing Baby and Mystery wrestling on the ground, Abby recording in the background whilst Romance and Jinu stare at them*

Y/n: you know what…Imma just go

Baby Saja: *rapping on stage and making eye contact with Y/n*

Y/n: 🫣

Rumi: Y/n, you good?

Y/n: Y-yeah, yeah, I'm doing great...🤭🤤

Mira: Simp...