#roxilde

Hello everyone!

If you read Demon Verse you know that the invention wing created Diamond Dotz/Diamond Painting. And that The Boss freaking loves them.

So, I challenge you, troll the internet and find me the most horrifying/tacky/truly breathtakingly horrid paint by diamond thing you can find.

This is an example of one I found for sale on Aliexpress (the boss has really strong feelings about it since he is sex repulsed ace).

Send/Submit to this blog either a link or picture of the most astoundingly bad diamond painting craft project you could find.

Whoever sends in the worst example - I will write you a demon verse story of your choosing! Any introduced character in the verse as of yet, any prompt, I will make happen (with the exception of you cannot request the moment where merwin or harcival get together, no rushing that).

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kingsman (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roxy/Tilde Characters: Roxy Morton, Tilde, Eggsy Unwin, Percival Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Medieval, Alternate Universe - Arthurian, Travel, Class Differences

Summary:King Arthur sends four of his knights to bring home his niece, Princess Tilde, but when they notice that they are being followed Roxanne du Lac and Princess Tilde leave the main party to travel a different route in hopes of evading them.

Notes: I was lucky enough to get my first pick for the @kingsman-reverse-bang​ the lovely Roxy/Tilde piece by @thenerdyindividual​. I hope you will enjoy it!

Thank you to Insanereddragon for support and beta work!

THE RETURN OF IDIOT SQUAD PEOPLE:

Direct sequel to I'll love you forever.

The Idiot Squad has to deal with two pregnancies. This is enough of a problem (that is a joy but still for these people a problem). They certainly don't need any more complications. Not a one. And definitely not Merlin's only relative a ne'er do well cousin arriving on their doorstep with problems of his own that need solving.

EDIT: when I went to tag this I realised I’d read the ship wrong! So this is for Roxilde... I will make a new one Nonie with the right ship. I’m sorry!

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Okay *cracks knuckles* let’s do this!

Roxy was 19 the first time she attended the Royal Ascot and has done so every year since. It’s her favourite thing in the social calendar and the only event she prioritise.

(She doesn’t visit the Ascot Racecourse for any other event)

Roxy’s family has been attending the Royal Ascot since the very beginning, but was invited to the Royal Enclosure first after WWII

Tilde never had a reason to go there before she started dating RoxyThe first year they dated Roxy went alone

The second year Roxy vouched for Tilde to get access to the Royal Enclosure (the fact that it went as smoothly as it did was probably because Tilde’s the heir to a throne and related to the British royals)

They aren’t officially dating when they go there, but the press has been speculating about it for about ten months

It becomes the first time they are caught on camera in a public setting

(They knew this would happen going in, but the picked an event that would be littered with other, more prominent royals and hoped to be able to hide in the crowds a bit)

Tilde gets them both Philip Treacy hats

Roxy’s hat

Tilde’s hat

Tilde also gets a Philip Treacy hat for Roxy’s mum and it goes some way to smooth over the fact that Roxy brings a woman as her date

(The fact that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and the Duke and Duchess of Sussex all come up to say hi to Tilde and welcome her there helps too)

Tilde enjoys Roxy’s excitement over the event more than the event

The ease with which Roxy moves in this environment is what makes Tilde start to think about marriage

As a wedding gift from the British Royal Court they get a race named after them the following season (the Swedish Stakes)