Which winchester would you choose to be your boyfriend
Gabriel: Lots of questions about our romantic interests, lately. Can I pick none of the above? Or how about Rowena? Does she count?
Lucifer: I don’t think it works like that. I think I’d have to pick Mary or Dean. They both seem capable. And Dean is like… a supermodel. And his soul is ridiculously bright.
Michael: Not Sam?
Lucifer: It’s not like Sam would say yes. I know when I don’t have a chance.
Michael: Fair enough. I’m going to go with Adam.
Raphael: I think I’d like to agree with Gabriel and say none? I suppose if I had to choose… Sam seems the least undesirable.
Gabriel: I’m sticking with my answer. I don’t know Adam or John, I barely know Mary, and Sam and Dean have a nasty habit of pretending to be your friend and then happily sacrificing you to save their own skins. No thanks.
