Happy birthday, dude! If I had a teleporter, I'd totally zap my way up to CA to buy you a beer or six to celebrate. Actually, that's a lie - if I had a teleporter, I'd probably be in Maui today. But you and the missus could come! And we'd have cocktails with little umbrellas while laughing at all the poor schmucks who don't have teleporters and had to fly to Maui. Wait, I've totally sidestepped my original point - you rock, you deserve a teleporter, and I wish you the happiest birthday EVER!
Maui sounds nice! Even more so with little umbrellas. Little umbrellas are fucking awesome. I think if I had a few boxes of them, I'd make an art.It should be noted that, along with a TARDIS, a Firefly, a floating island (see [Trash (Firefly)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trash_\(Firefly\))) and never needing to work, I have, in my weaker moments, promised Maggie a teleporter.
