I drew a scene of the family, before things went downhill!!

Grandpa Pierre is the one sitting alone in the armchair, Loto is sitting with JD, and Lirio is the one next to Loto. We have a young Rosiepuff because in my story, they stop aging at 30 years old! :D

We have JD, Spruce, Clay & Floyd as trollings, and Branch as a little egg on JD's hair!

💖🍰✨Fluffleberry Cake Surprise!🍰✨💖

OH YOU JUST OPENED A BOX OF CHAOS, because Grandma Rosiepuff’s whole vibe in that scene is so unintentionally hilarious and suspicious that I’ve been waiting for someone to ask about it.

🌺 Why Grandma Rosiepuff Did Not Care

(and why this is both funny and mildly concerning)

Let’s set the scene:

BroZone: We’re breaking up FOREVER. Here’s our baby brother. Bye. Grandma Rosiepuff: “Cool! Anyone wanna play rummy?” No tears, no questions, no "Uhm.. should one of you take him?"

Nothing. NOTHING.

✨She Was Tired of Their Boyband Drama

This is before the Bergen mess. Troll life was peaceful. No danger. No underground living. No trauma arcs. Which means the most stressful thing in Grandma’s day was:

Clay crying because a butterfly landed on his nose

JD yelling about harmony charts at 6am

Floyd strumming emotional chords in the shower

Spruce on the floor training his abbs

She probably prayed for silence.

BroZone: storms off dramatically Rosiepuff: “Thank the glitter gods. I can hear myself think again.”

✨She Low-Key Wanted Them To Leave

Let's be real: Raising FOUR dramatic, glitter-laced, harmony-obsessed boys and ONE baby? That’s a lot. Rosiepuff absolutely had the energy of: "I love you boys... but also get out of my house." When they all stomped out, yelling about 'creative differences,' she didn’t resist because, honestly? Peace. Blessed peace. And a cute baby she could raise without constant fighting.

✨ She Assumed They’d Be Back In 20 Minutes

Trolls are dramatic. They fight dramatically. They reconcile dramatically. She probably thought: “They’ll stomp off, eat a cupcake, sing a duet, and drag their sparkly butts back.”

Fights went like:

“YOU’RE OFF-BEAT.”

“NO YOU’RE OFF-BEAT.”

“I’M STARTING A SOLO CAREER.”

“I’M STARTING A MORE SOLO SOLO CAREER.”

Rosiepuff had seen this 600 times. So when they left Baby Branch behind, she didn’t panic. She absolutely thought: “They’ll walk around the tree, cry, hug, sing a harmony, and be back before my tea cools.”

She did not expect John Dory to go into hermit exile. She did not expect Spruce to legally change his name. She did not expect Clay to go live in a swamp tower like Rapunzel. And she definitely didn’t expect Floyd to end up in a gemstone prison.

She thought it was normal 'boyband fight' energy.

Oh honey. No.

✨Grandma Rosiepuff Was Playing The Long Game

Hear me out. She knew Branch needed:

Stability

Quiet

Someone who wouldn’t emotionally yo-yo

A non-high-pressure-musical environment

Maybe she wasn’t bothered because this was the first time a decision actually made sense for Branch.

✨ She Was Secretly Petty As Hell

I swear Rosiepuff absolutely had this energy: “Oh? The boys are leaving? After ignoring me all morning? AFTER eating the last blueberry pie??? GOOD. GO. BYE. Me and Baby Branch are gonna vibe.”

She probably taught Branch rummy out of spite.

✨She Saw Four Glitter Men In Crisis And Went “Not My Business.”

You ever see someone break down publicly and just… leave them to it? That was her.

BroZone: “WE ARE BREAKING UP. FOREVER. WE WILL NEVER RETURN.” Grandma: “Damn. Anyway.”

✨She Was Too Focused On Her Rummy Championship Arc

Listen. This woman is competitive.

BroZone: “We’re breaking up forever and abandoning our baby brother...” Rosiepuff, shuffling cards: “Mhm. Uh huh. Are you drawing or folding?”

She wasn’t heartless. She was BUSY.

⭐ Conclusion ⭐

Grandma Rosiepuff didn’t freak out because:

She thought they'd be back immediately

She was done with their chaos

She genuinely believed it was temporary

She secretly enjoyed the peace

She actually had total faith she could raise Branch better than they could

Aaaand a little profil for their clothes in my au !!

I’ll try to work on the others characters like Brozone and poppy and viva !

Hope you’ll like it guys !!

It is finished!

From left to right, the grandparents- Rosiepuff and Brazen- and the parents, Mulberry and Thorn(berry)

This is the pretty much universal headcanon for all of my AUs, and you can read more about them here

(an additional headcanon to Thorn: the Skull belt is worn only by the Royal Rock Family and the Skull Tattoo marks the Heir to the Throne)