The unhappy dragon Vol. ll: Mexicans over the rainbow.
MEXICANS OVER THE RAINBOW.
Once upon a time...
There was a rainbow in the dark
- "How can you see it, NO IT'S J's TURN"
- "THERE IS NO PASSING, GODDAMNIT!"
Screamed the mexican who was on top of the rainbow.
- "Don't go"
shouted the mexican as he was holding a bicycle while watching a woman seductively eating a cupcake
The woman suddenly mega evolved into J.
- "WHAT THE FUCK!"
Exclaimed the hot mama J.
The mexican suddenly let go off the bike and proceeded to roof the cookies agressively.
The mexican then, took a cookie from the pile and shoved it in the JJ so hard that the rainbow broke and the mexican fell down into the firey pits of hell
- "OH MY GOD"
Yelled the hot mama J as they both fell into hell.
Halfway to hell he gave a sweet-ass high five to astaroth the demon of the stars.
As they fell he screamed to hot mama J: - "Swiggity Swooty i'm coming for that booty!"
Hot mama J screamed in horror as the mexican turned into a transvesti cop.
Faster than they were falling came in a blue deer screaming for her life holding onto her toaster lover.
- "At least is not a washing machine"
Exclaimed theย blue deer as she made sweet love to a washing machine as Toaster watched in horror.
A noise that resembled a *clickity clack* was heard from the distance as KittyWhy was free falling while abusing her tiny sheep and screaming "Meeya" in a poorly animated montage
And so they all went to hell together.
And from the distance they could hear a faint whisper that said: ...It's ogre now. By: Doe Mijou, KittyWhy, J and Roshark Forzom.
