Rosemary + Latula idea: Kanaya receives a package of what she is told are saucy photos of her two wives. All the photos consist of Rose posing in lingerie while Latula is in the air above her doing a kickflip (also in lingerie). Poor Kanaya physically cannot handle how seduced she is.
Rose gets a text from Kanaya saying “Open Your Snapchat Somewhere Private ;)” and so she goes into the bathroom and locks the stall behind her bc what has her beautiful wife sent her and it’s just a bunch of photos of Latula, wearing boxers and a tanktop, sprawled out on their massive bed with no less than twelve of their cats curled up on or near her. There’s a video with Kanaya asking Latula if she and the babies (chorus of meowing and cat-startup-noises) need anything. Rose is romanced she is feeling wooed and in love.
Latula gets an edible arrangement (Kanaya’s idea) with a note that has no less than two typed pages of a hip-hop rap about how rad she is (composed and typed by Rose) that makes her blush bright blue for the entire rest of the day and everyone around her asks what her gorgeous sexy wives sent her to make her blush like that when really she’s just over fanning herself over being called “bodacious” and “phat”
